Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Rock's good, but he has two major drawbacks, brother.
First, he's not the kind of guy who could have a great match with any opponent, dude.
His size limited his mobility and his lack of experience outside Vince's system means he never learned how to do things any other way. Did he ever go to the top rope, Mean Gene? Did he have any aerial/lucha offense at all? Did he ever have a good-to-great match with a guy using that style? No.
Matter of fact, even his hardcore matches relied completely on his opponents taking all the damage to make Rock look good. Did Mick get any unprotected chairshots in on Dwayne, brother? How many tables were cracked under the weight of Rock's heavy Samoan manboobs before they were surgically removed?
Has the Rock ever had a great match that didn't have the "well, for a WWE-style match" caveat, brother?
Second, Rock's legendary promo work can't be called timeless for the simple fact that Dwayne turned heel in real life on the audience that applauded that work. As a major Hollywood superstar, Mr. Johnson is a close friend and great supporter of the LGBTQ community and feminists, dude.
All of his mic work back in the day relied heavily on homophobia and misogyny for cheap pops. 2016 Dwayne would call for a boycott of 1998 Rock.
That said, he's certainly a pretty good worker, brother.

First, he's not the kind of guy who could have a great match with any opponent, dude.

His size limited his mobility and his lack of experience outside Vince's system means he never learned how to do things any other way. Did he ever go to the top rope, Mean Gene? Did he have any aerial/lucha offense at all? Did he ever have a good-to-great match with a guy using that style? No.

Matter of fact, even his hardcore matches relied completely on his opponents taking all the damage to make Rock look good. Did Mick get any unprotected chairshots in on Dwayne, brother? How many tables were cracked under the weight of Rock's heavy Samoan manboobs before they were surgically removed?
Has the Rock ever had a great match that didn't have the "well, for a WWE-style match" caveat, brother?Second, Rock's legendary promo work can't be called timeless for the simple fact that Dwayne turned heel in real life on the audience that applauded that work. As a major Hollywood superstar, Mr. Johnson is a close friend and great supporter of the LGBTQ community and feminists, dude.

All of his mic work back in the day relied heavily on homophobia and misogyny for cheap pops. 2016 Dwayne would call for a boycott of 1998 Rock.

That said, he's certainly a pretty good worker, brother.



