"Growing a beard is the same thing as woman wearing makeup"

[Larry Lambo]

I've heard people say this but it was more figurative than anything. Kinda like people compare a situation they don't like to hell. They don't actually mean it is to that extent.

On a scale of 1 - 10 in terms of "enhancement", a beard is a like a 2, and heavy make up is like an 8.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

I swear I've seen this thread before.

What kind of deja vu berenstein bears nonsense is going on in here?

Edit:

I knew I seen this thread before. I thought I was losing my mind for a second.
Facial Hair for Men is the Same Thing as Makeup for Women...

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

It's metro nikkas that put on make up every day before leaving the crib

But a beard?

Who even uttered that dumb shyt?