GTA's Story Missions

[MenacingMonk]

EDIT: All right, I finally beat the game. All those shytty missions pay off at the end. And the last 7 missions.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I think this might be the worse one. Now I maybe prematurely speaking, but I've done 60/69 missions and only a handful were actually filled with fun. Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about characters or the story because they did well, but I need that fun shyt. Why the fukk I gotta do yoga? or spend fukkin 20 minutes with family therapy? THIS ISN'T GTA! I'm about to the 4th heist (fire truck), but I hope these last few missions are action packed. I chose to go in stealthy, so I already know what might go down (gonna parachute in next time). The side missions were/are a waste, too.

And more importantly I ain't getting paid on like half of these missions. You gonna charge 2 mil for a place when I ain't even 1/2 a millionaire?

I hope it all pays off in the long run.

i agree, but then again, something tells me Rockstar arent mastermind storyline tellers and its hard to come up with creative stuff for 40-50 hours of gameplay

Im still not done but i did find the beginning missions were fun and made sense to the story although shyt like Yoga and Tennis wont be big hits online except for the 1st week, they could have added something like

1. Half Court 3-point contest (basketball)
2. Multi-player 4 vs 4 Dodgeball
3. dance battles (something like dance dance revolution)

All i know is that shyt with the

Spoiler

FBI crooked detective is wack but the game is so fun that i just have to finish it. It will be my 1st GTA i ever completed (by myself, no friends)

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Word. It's like Rockstar knows the lemmings gonna run out and buy their shyt anyway so they fill the game with these bullshyt missions that feel like chores instead of being fun. That Yoga shyt had me tight, real talk.

Also, why am I running around getting weed for this dude and getting no money for it?

Why am I helping this fakkit ass papparazzi dude and getting no money for it?

Franklin out here getting punked by the cali weirdos

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[ThaBronxBully]

I Go To The Therapist Thinking Its Gonna Lead To A Mission

Dude Charged Me A Thousand Dollars To Talk For 5 Mins And Just Leave SMH

I Understand It Adds To The STORY But They Could Have Gone About It A Better Way lol

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Complaints about previous gta's were that the missions had nothing to do with the story or that there were to many simple go here shoot that guy missions.

I guess they tried to alleviate those complaints. Seems like a difficult line to balance on. I personaly like the missions of this one better, yes even the yoga and therapy ones. It adds variety to what I'm doing other than just driving and shooting.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

You guys found the alien ship yet

 

[McPiff]

yeah the fact that we barely get money for 3/4 of the missions we do is

 

[CTech83]

Word. It's like Rockstar knows the lemmings gonna run out and buy their shyt anyway so they fill the game with these bullshyt missions that feel like chores instead of being fun. That Yoga shyt had me tight, real talk.

Also, why am I running around getting weed for this dude and getting no money for it?

Why am I helping this fakkit ass papparazzi dude and getting no money for it?

Franklin out here getting punked by the cali weirdos

Spoiler

I kicked his ass for that bullshyt

 

[Master Teacher]

When I first got the game I turned off once I got to that alien mission when Michael gets high, the controls were so bad it was pissing me off
the character was so stiff to move, and the mission seemed like it was from Saints Row
finally stated playing again now I'm at the Yoga, quit because I failed twice in a row they didn't give me option to skip so I just cut the game off

The cars and the city look great, but the game is not as fun as sleeping dogs

 

[Brandsdale]

still mad there's no gym or ball court in it like from San Andreas


but the game is still the best shyt I've played since COD

 

[MenacingMonk]

Yoga and therapy are the only wack missions

Na, there's a lot more.

-Following the janitor just to take his clothes.
-Following the architect.
-Chasing the guy you're gonna kidnap.

That's just off the dome.

 

[Camammal]

you have not seen wack missions until you do them epsilon joints..my god, that 5 mile run was fukking stupid!

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[MenacingMonk]

you have not seen wack missions until you do them epsilon joints..my god, that 5 mile run was fukking stupid!

The triathlon addition was stupid. fukkin button mashing.