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RIP Future Gohan
We need a definitive guide to make sure brehs who don't want any p*ssy don't accidently end up getting some. Follow these steps and your dikk can be dryer than southern California. Feel free to add more to this thread
1. Eat only fast food and order the largest size possible
2. Wear jean shorts and thing flip flops or crocs
3. if you really bout this no p*ssy life, get a tattoo of an anime female on a visible part of your body
4. Try hard to yellow your teeth, im talking coffee, butter, don't brush
5. Attract acne by washing your face with lard or other oils. Whenever you order pizza make it a habit to rub your face with your hands all the time.
6. Study awkward conversations. in fact change your friend group to mainly consist of men with autism or aspergers syndrome.
7. Your hobbies are now reading comics, playing world of Warcraft, collecting action figures and listening to Odd future.
8. Always wear colors that clash or have your whole outfit be the same color.
9. dye your hair purple
10. Shower at most twice a week, just enough so you don't get diseases but not enough so you don't smell
11. fukk deodorant.
12. Male YouTube videos showcasing your you collection
13. Go to anime conventions and don't make eye contactwith the booth babes
14. never make eye contact with women if you can help it.
15. if you have to fart....do it.
16. do not drink or smoke weed it may influence you to talk to women.
17. Do not buy condoms the fear of getting women 0regnant will cause you to not engage with them.
18. become really good at dungeons and dragons
19. play yugioh in real life
20. never shave your neck
21. Move back in with your parents
22. don't move out
23. become #HOH
24. become #GMB
25. Learn to suck your own dikk
feel free to add more brehs
1. Eat only fast food and order the largest size possible
2. Wear jean shorts and thing flip flops or crocs
3. if you really bout this no p*ssy life, get a tattoo of an anime female on a visible part of your body
4. Try hard to yellow your teeth, im talking coffee, butter, don't brush
5. Attract acne by washing your face with lard or other oils. Whenever you order pizza make it a habit to rub your face with your hands all the time.
6. Study awkward conversations. in fact change your friend group to mainly consist of men with autism or aspergers syndrome.
7. Your hobbies are now reading comics, playing world of Warcraft, collecting action figures and listening to Odd future.
8. Always wear colors that clash or have your whole outfit be the same color.
9. dye your hair purple
10. Shower at most twice a week, just enough so you don't get diseases but not enough so you don't smell
11. fukk deodorant.
12. Male YouTube videos showcasing your you collection
13. Go to anime conventions and don't make eye contactwith the booth babes
14. never make eye contact with women if you can help it.
15. if you have to fart....do it.
16. do not drink or smoke weed it may influence you to talk to women.
17. Do not buy condoms the fear of getting women 0regnant will cause you to not engage with them.
18. become really good at dungeons and dragons
19. play yugioh in real life
20. never shave your neck
21. Move back in with your parents
22. don't move out
23. become #HOH
24. become #GMB
25. Learn to suck your own dikk
feel free to add more brehs
occupy all dikks
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