Guys I burned 500 calories today at the gym and i got rejected by a girl...

[BlackEfron]

so after my workout i walked over to the shell gas station in the same parking lot to get something
then i walked out see a girl smoking a cig on a hill, i asked her if she had a boyfriend
she said she gay
i said are you sure, you look amazing
and then she said she very gay
i walked away
then as she was walking away she said she old enought to be my mother
i said it doesnt matter

- blackierobinson

 

[SheWantTheD]

Damn son.

I was buying gas yesterday, and this ebony milf was getting gas too, and she started

giving me that look. If I was a savage, I would have holla'd and get them digits so I can smash.

 

[Ain't That Something]

Sounds like fat nikka problems

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

She wasn't attracted to your pheromones you gotta fight a woman attracted to your smell. @Haji smells like pancakes

 

[Juggalo Fred]

just because you farted 17 times doesn't mean you exercised to burn them calories

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Dank Hill]

 

[cjlaw93]

Damn son.

I was buying gas yesterday, and this ebony milf was getting gas too, and she started

giving me that look. If I was a savage, I would have holla'd and get them digits so I can smash.

"Ebony Milf" Cac alert

 

[SheWantTheD]

"Ebony Milf" Cac alert

I'm not white

 

[...o3]

you young cats are outchea losing recipes.

let me school you...the second she pulled that cancer stick from her lips, then you asked her if she had a bf and she answered that she was gay--your rebuttal should have been this, "...but ma, i have 6 certs and ya boy just burned 1000 calories on the elliptical. i'm drinking milk now and popping two flintstone gummy vitamins a day. i'm alert and skrong....so put your number in my phone, and i'll think about calling you."

 

[NoMorePie]

she said she gay

 

[Kokoro]

"Ebony Milf" Cac alert

Who describes an average everyday black woman that's not a pornstar as "ebony"?

 

[DrX]

its a #s game....like basketball....u just keep jacking up shots until one fall....like i was passing out flyers, some ppl was happy and honered , and some gave me the look of death...i dont give a fukk, because im looking for person A.....person B. can eat a dikk, the feelings are mutual