Guys showing off on the court cause theres a female watching appreciation thread

[colicolicoli]

The unintentional fukkery that happens as a result of this

dudes shooting from half-court and shyt

 

[315]

I used to do that

 

[BrothaZay]

bytches would show off on the sidelines because im on the court

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

Any man over the age of 19 doing this is an a$$hole. D up and play the game, bytch.

 

[AkaDemiK]

bytches would show off on the sidelines because im on the court

knowing the bytches you fukk with....

 

[CJ]

The best is when same dude then starts pulling off the "moves" like he's Hot Sauce from And-1 in his prime.

You stay standing up straight like then when he finally goes for the drive you pickpocket his ass (maybe shove him in the process ) then proceed downcourt for the easy deuce.

Cockblock complete.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

what about dudes who bring their lady to the court

 

[R.O. Double]

That's how injuries and fights happen.

 

[jking23258]

bytches would show off on the sidelines because im on the court

deff same here

 

[Nintendough]

Dudes are out here trying to pull off 20 move layups from behind the 3 point line when they bring a chick with them.

 

[BrothaZay]

This thread reminds me a while back ago we were all at venice beach chillin and Shannon brown came down there and wanted to run a game. We play the regular shyt, cept the teams was 3 on 3. I was just out there havin fun but then some model type broad started watching and takin pics os shannon so he tried to show off. Homie tried to cross me up and I hit him with the then stole the ball from him and hit a 3 right in his face. couple plays later i get the rebound after makin him miss his shot then run down the court and dunked on him. Hit him with the
Held that nikka to 0 points during the whole time that bytch was there

 

[Texas2step]

This thread reminds me a while back ago we were all at venice beach chillin and Shannon brown came down there and wanted to run a game. We play the regular shyt, cept the teams was 3 on 3. I was just out there havin fun but then some model type broad started watching and takin pics os shannon so he tried to show off. Homie tried to cross me up and I hit him with the then stole the ball from him and hit a 3 right in his face. couple plays later i get the rebound after makin him miss his shot then run down the court and dunked on him. Hit him with the
Held that nikka to 0 points during the whole time that bytch was there

 

[AAKing23]

I'm guilty of this

But I wouldn't say I was showing off, I just started bussin nikkas asses on the court



That's what had all the upperclassmen in hs sweating a nikka when I was a sophmore

 

[Broke Wave]

This thread reminds me a while back ago we were all at venice beach chillin and Shannon brown came down there and wanted to run a game. We play the regular shyt, cept the teams was 3 on 3. I was just out there havin fun but then some model type broad started watching and takin pics os shannon so he tried to show off. Homie tried to cross me up and I hit him with the then stole the ball from him and hit a 3 right in his face. couple plays later i get the rebound after makin him miss his shot then run down the court and dunked on him. Hit him with the
Held that nikka to 0 points during the whole time that bytch was there

Man, why do you do this to yourself

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Man, why do you do this to yourself

Frail ass homo now playin bball infront of models, crossin ova NBA players and dunkin on nikkas.