Guys who grunt loudly while they take a piss

[generic-username]

. So I was washing my hands at the gym bathroom and this dude is grunting while he takes a piss. Wtf?

 

[Mr210]

Pay attention to what another man does when he pisses breh

 

[75 Others]

Pay attention to what another man does when he pisses breh

 

[cheek100]

The coli moisture needs to be addressed

 

[George's Dilemma]

I do the from time to time. Dude at my job has a condition and when he uses the handicap stall and the noises he makes Scared me the first time I heard it. He's like 5-5, white dude, wears his khackis up past his bellybutton, shirt tucked in, and walks like Urkel.

When he hits the stall, the grunts, and moans, and even choking noises

 

[Doobie Doo]

@ OP analyzing urinal habits

Unless a dude is screaming like Lexington Steele at urinal I would never notice this ish.

 

[hayesc0]

@ OP analyzing urinal habits

Unless a dude is screaming like Lexington Steele at urinal I would never notice this ish.

It's a dude I work with that actually does that

 

[It is a mystery]

Unless a dude is screaming like Lexington Steele at urinal I would never notice this ish.

The imagery

 

[Address_Unknown]

Y'all dudes need to work on putting yaselves in a semi-Dissociative state when you go to public restrooms, like for real for real.
shyt, I don't even breathe in restrooms.
Eyes unfocused.
Locate urinal.
Unzip.
Look up while pissing.
Flush urinal with shoe if it ain't automatic.
Find the sink.
Eyes focused on the faucet.
Hover elbow infront of it if it's automatic.
Use shoe if it's manually.
Wash hands.
Turn it off.
Fu
King
LEAVE.
I don't even take the toilet paper from in that bytch 'cause dudes be contaminating the shyts going directly for the paper towels without washing.
Had some random crazy ass dude at an airport call me rude 'cause I wasn't talking to him in the bathroom when he was asking me a question about connecting flights, I'm like "Breh, outside. Handle all that outside." Mouth clamped shut, talking through my teeth.
"But I'm just trying to see if the connecting ."
"OUTSIDE, MOTHERfukkER! OUTSIDE!!!!!"

Being social in bathrooms is Cac culture.

 

[generic-username]

Pay attention to what another man does when he pisses breh

Dude is standing literally a few ft away from me and making strange sounds. I can't help but not pay attention.

 

[ben anderson]

Sometimes when I pee it feels like a less intense nut especially after holding if

 

[Mr210]

Dude is standing literally a few ft away from me and making strange sounds. I can't help but not pay attention.

No excuse

 

[606onit]

Sometimes when I pee it feels like a less intense nut especially after holding if

honestly, I drink 70+ oz of water at work daily. Sometimes I be looking at IG thots and my shyt get SEMI. When I slide my shyt thru my zipper to piss, sometimes I use my off hand and tap my balls a couple times and think of those thots. Im on NoFAP too so that shyt be feeling like . My moans be little tho.

 

[...o3]

...have y'all ever been in those situations when you're around others and the setting is a place where you shouldn't bust out laughing, like at a funeral, in a moment of silence for a fallen comrade, or in the men's room when it's just you and another dude in there?

if i'm at a urinal and the dude next to me in a stall starts grunting, huffing or controlled breathing like he's passing a melon, then i'm going to laugh right then. i can't help it, i tried, but i can't.

 

[Taco]

Since we're kind of on topic am I the only one who lets it all out when dropping a deuce? I laugh every time I hear someone p*ssy footing a duece because they know another man is in the bathroom.