Had a discussion with wifey and told her straight up I’m clowning our kids if they dare to come home with a fat bytch.

[Black Mamba]

She was like then I explained to her like idc about their sexual orientation they can love who they wanna love. However the buck will stop right chea if they bring a fat ass nikka or a fat bytch home because they are just unhealthy fukks that will godforbid fukk up our grandchildren-with fat genes and shyt and plenty of fat related issues from being with a fat person that would fukk up a relationships she was more receptive.But yeah I won’t shy from making crazy comments like “OMFG EARTHQUAKE IN THE CRIB” and tremble like an actual earthquake

I doubt it will happen because they finna be playing sports especially being put in track and field from a young age(shyt I’ll run with em in a stroller on my runs at the track), and I’ll let them know from a young age that being fat isn’t ok and to have that reaction at them normally.

That’s like one of my biggest fears and will feel failure if they get with a fat person. I mean there’s others too like dating a white supremacist or a c00n like person too but this will be addressed in their education at home and treat fat people like them c00ns or white supremacists just stay away from them.

I mean it ain’t too extreme right? I just want the best for my babies

 

[Hagendas]

Nah if he under 20 I’ll allow it “as practice “ but if he telling me about relationships, love and butterflies sounding like a coli breh “ she thick dad” “ I like extra padding dad” we gonna have a sit down talk

 

[Ashley Banks]

I never understood why parents want their kids to be sexually attracted to same thing they are. Son doesn’t date fat girls because his dad doesn’t want to fukk them.

 

[Speaking Womanese]

I have a husky ex and his whole family were big like The Klumps.

Every time he brought up kids I thought, “you’d give me a son who gets picked last in sports and a daughter who doesn’t get dates “

I had a kid with my naturally slim partner and our son is captain of the football team

 

[Black Mamba]

I never understood why parents want their kids to be sexually attracted to same thing they are. Son doesn’t date fat girls because his dad doesn’t want to fukk them.

I want my kids to have healthy kids
I want my kids to not be heartbroken because their fat ass partner basically died of some shyt that could’ve been prevented had they not been a fat fukk.

 

[Mowgli]

She was like then I explained to her like idc about their sexual orientation they can love who they wanna love. However the buck will stop right chea if they bring a fat ass nikka or a fat bytch home because they are just unhealthy fukks that will godforbid fukk up our grandchildren-with fat genes and shyt and plenty of fat related issues from being with a fat person that would fukk up a relationships she was more receptive.But yeah I won’t shy from making crazy comments like “OMFG EARTHQUAKE IN THE CRIB” and tremble like an actual earthquake

I doubt it will happen because they finna be playing sports especially being put in track and field from a young age(shyt I’ll run with em in a stroller on my runs at the track), and I’ll let them know from a young age that being fat isn’t ok and to have that reaction at them normally.

That’s like one of my biggest fears and will feel failure if they get with a fat person. I mean there’s others too like dating a white supremacist or a c00n like person too but this will be addressed in their education at home and treat fat people like them c00ns or white supremacists just stay away from them.

I mean it ain’t too extreme right? I just want the best for my babies

You're doing a good thing brother. Please save your grandchildren from the clutches of a fat woman's love. Guaranteed to have a fat granddaughter.

 

[Giselle]

She was like then I explained to her like idc about their sexual orientation they can love who they wanna love. However the buck will stop right chea if they bring a fat ass nikka or a fat bytch home because they are just unhealthy fukks that will godforbid fukk up our grandchildren-with fat genes and shyt and plenty of fat related issues from being with a fat person that would fukk up a relationships she was more receptive.But yeah I won’t shy from making crazy comments like “OMFG EARTHQUAKE IN THE CRIB” and tremble like an actual earthquake

I doubt it will happen because they finna be playing sports especially being put in track and field from a young age(shyt I’ll run with em in a stroller on my runs at the track), and I’ll let them know from a young age that being fat isn’t ok and to have that reaction at them normally.

That’s like one of my biggest fears and will feel failure if they get with a fat person. I mean there’s others too like dating a white supremacist or a c00n like person too but this will be addressed in their education at home and treat fat people like them c00ns or white supremacists just stay away from them.

I mean it ain’t too extreme right? I just want the best for my babies

If fat’s what they like fat’s what they like. You and your wife most likely will end up fat if you aren’t already, most old people are.

I could understand if you said you wouldn’t want them with a non Black person, but fat doesn’t make sense.

 

[Black Mamba]

I’m highly disappointed, thought you’d say non Black. 1 star thread

I would be happy if they were to get with an Haïtian fr but I ain’t finna go all out crazy with that that’s guaranteed alienation but I believe that they’ll see black love in the house from their parents and get with a black partner.

 

[Jasonmask]

That’s how it was for me growing up. Same thing w ir dating

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I’d feel like a failure if my hypothetical son brought home a fat chick. I’d hope I would’ve raised him with enough self esteem to not lower his standards.

 

[TheGooniestGoon]

Clown ass nikka

 

[Black Mamba]

Clown ass nikka

You really fat or stuck with a fat whale
With ya Ole dating apps are trash cuz I can’t get nothing ole ass
That’s YOU BRUV

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I would be happy if they were to get with an Haïtian fr but I ain’t finna go all out crazy with that that’s guaranteed alienation but I believe that they’ll see black love in the house from their parents and get with a black partner.

Women are funny. They’ll tell their sons not to date a non-black women. Tell their daughters not to date broke guys or thugs… but lord forbid fat women are excluded… then the indignation comes out.

Hit dogs holler.