Had a fender bender. Was terrified about the wrong cop showing up

[Ghost Utmost]

I had just got through smoking.

I had the shyt in the car at the time of the 'incident'.

I was wondering if I looked high, but I couldn't really get in the mirror like that and use my clear eyes and shyt cause that may have been obvious.

Thank Baby Jesus that it was a Black cop. Then he had his supervisor come through - also a Black cop. This is looking decent.

The whole contraversial part of it was - it was a state vehicle so they say they HAD to call it in.. but there was literally not a scratch on the bumper of the other car.

So the cop was like "I don't even think this is a thing" but he wanted to ask his supervisor before he just called it a wash.

Ended up swapping numbers with the other driver just in case. He was a white dude with another doughy white coworker in the passenger seat.

That mf could have saw that his shyt wasn't even scratched and just went on about his biz but noooo..

I think I decided to not roll around with dirt in the car. shyt was skressful Breh.

If either of the cops would have been KKK members they could have jacked my ass up real good.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Black cops ain't shyt either..

I got rear ended by this middle aged white woman 2 years ago.....

Cop pulls up and the first thing he does is approach the white lady and says...

"Are YOU alright mamn???....

I'm like

Negro IM THE ONE WHO OBVIOUSLY GOT HIT!!


Then comes up to me in a unconcerned voice..

"So whats the problem?"

 

[MoroccanBoy]

I had a spliff lit and was driving on this old country road because it's normally empty and a police car came behind me and followed me for like 3 miles. I was sweating. Put my joint out and closed all the windows so no smoke could escape incase they smelled it lol. Turned my music off and just drove for 3 miles with them behind me in complete silence. It was intense as fukk.