CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
I thought long and hard before posting this, but here it is. 100 percent true. As most of ya'll know, I am serious with boxing. I am also about 6'1 and now 200 lbs and lean and muscular.
Well, I live in an apartment complex and sometimes, i will show some of these lil punk mufukka kids some tips so that they can defend themselves if they get in a fight.
One of the whole buildings over here is occupied by about 50 illegal immigrants. Most of them usually keep to themselves but they will be all up in the roads and in and around the dumpster like it's a play pen. But there is this one that has been jealous of me for quite some time. He sees me rolling in that Honda Civic with the full tint and knows that i am just swagged-out in general.
Plus, he thinks that i have been piping down his girl, which i have, and plus i threw one of his dogs like a month ago. 
OK, few days ago, i was showing one of the kids some boxing pointers and i was stripped down to the waist, glistening, looking like Bruce Leroy brehs. The mexicans were outside rolling around on their tricycles and shyt, the women were admiring the black god.
I would never be in a serious relationship with them bc i believe in keeping it within the race. One love, and no disrespect tho.
Well i saw this lil dude and a couple other ones watching me, hatin on me. I could feel his anger piercing my very being. The thing that brought it to a boil was when the little boy said something like 'wow, i wish i had a black father!' He said it in a joking manner bc he asked how to get muscles and i told him that black dudes be gaining faster than all other races. When he said that, dude rolled up on me. That was his kid.
He is every bit of 5'6 and started talking all fast in hispanic and shyt. I looked at him and was just smiling, not really taking him seriously. This only made him angrier. Finally, this pathetic fool swung on your boy.:retard: Of course, i easily caught that shyt like Captain Marvel in this video:
at about 0:38 seconds. I wasn't going to punch him, but raised my hand to slap the shyt out of him like one of my hoes. And that's when one of the dudes that i hang with sometimes fell down beside me on the goddamn parking lot. This mufukka was spazzing out and having a seizure and shyt.
He has some kind of medical condition but i don't ever ask out of respect. I don't let him in my house though.
His fat momma ran up talking bout give him cpr to which i was not going to do that bc his father is gay and i don't know if he sucks dudes off by association. And kissing dudes in the mouth is just not a good look.
I started giving this dude the chest compressions just to be doing something and somebody called the cops. The Man came and was looking hard as fukk at the hispanics, like something was clicking to them.
Less than 48 hours after that, I saw police vans and shyt roll through deep as fukk, and they rounded up all the people in that building. shyt was sad as fukk brehs. I was on the porch with a bottle of that finely-aged evan williams. Ol dude was mean-mugging the fukk outta me, then he started yelling in hispanic, but i don't speak that shyt so i don't know what he was saying.
On the news, they were saying that some of the dudes in the building were moving drugs through the community and that they were being exported or whatever it is that they do. The mayor got wind of it and is about to put me through to the governor, who is going to bow down and give me an award because they are making it like i made some huge drug-bust.
It is a well-known fact on this site that i am going to be a doctor, and this WILL be all over that application. And if i wasn't a shoe-in before, I now most certainly am. This just goes to show that you can do anything that you put your minds to brehs. Let's get it!
I am posting this early in the morning so i don't know if it will get the recognition that it deserves, but i will bump later on today.
Well, I live in an apartment complex and sometimes, i will show some of these lil punk mufukka kids some tips so that they can defend themselves if they get in a fight.
One of the whole buildings over here is occupied by about 50 illegal immigrants. Most of them usually keep to themselves but they will be all up in the roads and in and around the dumpster like it's a play pen. But there is this one that has been jealous of me for quite some time. He sees me rolling in that Honda Civic with the full tint and knows that i am just swagged-out in general.
Plus, he thinks that i have been piping down his girl, which i have, and plus i threw one of his dogs like a month ago. OK, few days ago, i was showing one of the kids some boxing pointers and i was stripped down to the waist, glistening, looking like Bruce Leroy brehs. The mexicans were outside rolling around on their tricycles and shyt, the women were admiring the black god.
I would never be in a serious relationship with them bc i believe in keeping it within the race. One love, and no disrespect tho. Well i saw this lil dude and a couple other ones watching me, hatin on me. I could feel his anger piercing my very being. The thing that brought it to a boil was when the little boy said something like 'wow, i wish i had a black father!' He said it in a joking manner bc he asked how to get muscles and i told him that black dudes be gaining faster than all other races. When he said that, dude rolled up on me. That was his kid.He is every bit of 5'6 and started talking all fast in hispanic and shyt. I looked at him and was just smiling, not really taking him seriously. This only made him angrier. Finally, this pathetic fool swung on your boy.:retard: Of course, i easily caught that shyt like Captain Marvel in this video:
at about 0:38 seconds. I wasn't going to punch him, but raised my hand to slap the shyt out of him like one of my hoes. And that's when one of the dudes that i hang with sometimes fell down beside me on the goddamn parking lot. This mufukka was spazzing out and having a seizure and shyt.
He has some kind of medical condition but i don't ever ask out of respect. I don't let him in my house though. His fat momma ran up talking bout give him cpr to which i was not going to do that bc his father is gay and i don't know if he sucks dudes off by association. And kissing dudes in the mouth is just not a good look. I started giving this dude the chest compressions just to be doing something and somebody called the cops. The Man came and was looking hard as fukk at the hispanics, like something was clicking to them.
Less than 48 hours after that, I saw police vans and shyt roll through deep as fukk, and they rounded up all the people in that building. shyt was sad as fukk brehs. I was on the porch with a bottle of that finely-aged evan williams. Ol dude was mean-mugging the fukk outta me, then he started yelling in hispanic, but i don't speak that shyt so i don't know what he was saying. On the news, they were saying that some of the dudes in the building were moving drugs through the community and that they were being exported or whatever it is that they do. The mayor got wind of it and is about to put me through to the governor, who is going to bow down and give me an award because they are making it like i made some huge drug-bust.
It is a well-known fact on this site that i am going to be a doctor, and this WILL be all over that application. And if i wasn't a shoe-in before, I now most certainly am. This just goes to show that you can do anything that you put your minds to brehs. Let's get it!I am posting this early in the morning so i don't know if it will get the recognition that it deserves, but i will bump later on today.
Coli in the morning.. 
