rogue_riezo
Les Enfants Terribles
So I was at home watching Gotham and making food and my cousin stops by with her husband and son in tow brandishing a laptop and 
for new movies so I whip out my HDD and they start looking for shyt however my kid cousins astute ass son notices 1 video file in the root folder named SusanCain_480p.mp4 so he asks if it's anything to do about a relative named Susan 
. There I am froze then a mother fukker and the dad moves the mouse cursor over the video file ready to open so on the inside I'm like 
don't open that file. Before he opens it he turns to me, looks at me like 
then decides to move on not opening the file knowing full well that I know that he knows that it's porn at that point I'm like 
crisis averted.
Later on as the evening went on though I got curious and got my hopes up on some. Let's test out this new/old video you forgot about. So I get fap ready, turn down the lights, plug in my headphones, draw the shade, whip out the baby oil and paper towels and strip down to my boxers. I take my laptop to my TV, plug that fukker in and open the video only to find that it's a gad dayum Ted Talks video on introverts
.
The video ain't bad
for new movies so I whip out my HDD and they start looking for shyt however my kid cousins astute ass son notices 1 video file in the root folder named SusanCain_480p.mp4 so he asks if it's anything to do about a relative named Susan . There I am froze then a mother fukker and the dad moves the mouse cursor over the video file ready to open so on the inside I'm like don't open that file. Before he opens it he turns to me, looks at me like then decides to move on not opening the file knowing full well that I know that he knows that it's porn at that point I'm like crisis averted.Later on as the evening went on though I got curious and got my hopes up on some. Let's test out this new/old video you forgot about. So I get fap ready, turn down the lights, plug in my headphones, draw the shade, whip out the baby oil and paper towels and strip down to my boxers. I take my laptop to my TV, plug that fukker in and open the video only to find that it's a gad dayum Ted Talks video on introverts
.The video ain't bad
I fapped anyway
