For some reason I was in this weird academy with some of my classmates 
I was with this Asian or Latina chick in short shorts and one black and one white cop busted in our room and took us.
Apparently we were violating a rule
We pretended to be lesbians to try to throw them off.
Sadly it didn't work.
The fat white cop took my hand and started to badger me
I was like nikka I don't need to answer to you the fukk I look like. 
I was trying to keep myself chill tho because the stories of the police killing civilians got me shook.
He went to the back and tried to grope my Asian friend's breast (
) and the black cop was just standing there.
He let her go but he made me stay.
Then the fat ass came back and said he was going to put me in the closet (a metaphor for holding me in custody) and threatened me with a brick
I lost my cool and said I was gonna beat his ass if he tried to put me in that place
He said he was going to bash my head in and became increasingly violent
Me:
Cop:
Cop:
So I got scared and the audience around me (my classmates) were gasping.
I jumped in the air
and summoned my Mew
Mew attacked the cop and his head went flying off like
Everyone in the audience cheered for me
and I became a national hero over night. 
Moral of the story: Don't mess with the wrong civilians or they can randomly summon Pokemon and fukk your ass up.
I was with this Asian or Latina chick in short shorts and one black and one white cop busted in our room and took us.
Apparently we were violating a rule
We pretended to be lesbians to try to throw them off.
Sadly it didn't work.
The fat white cop took my hand and started to badger me
I was like nikka I don't need to answer to you the fukk I look like. I was trying to keep myself chill tho because the stories of the police killing civilians got me shook.He went to the back and tried to grope my Asian friend's breast (
) and the black cop was just standing there.He let her go but he made me stay.
Then the fat ass came back and said he was going to put me in the closet (a metaphor for holding me in custody) and threatened me with a brick
I lost my cool and said I was gonna beat his ass if he tried to put me in that place
He said he was going to bash my head in and became increasingly violent
Me:
Cop:
Cop:
So I got scared and the audience around me (my classmates) were gasping.
I jumped in the air
and summoned my Mew
Mew attacked the cop and his head went flying off like
Everyone in the audience cheered for me
and I became a national hero over night. Moral of the story: Don't mess with the wrong civilians or they can randomly summon Pokemon and fukk your ass up.
