CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
was out at the deli with LaLinda and some girl came up to her and started touching the fabric of her dress, like rubbing it between her fingers. LaLinda of course jumped to the side and was all like 'excuse you?' The counter dude said 'next!' and the girl tried to act surprised cause LaLinda was angered. So then my girl was like 'you need to back the fukk up' and the counter guy said 'next!' and the other girl was like 'or what bytch?' Then my girl said 'or i'll get my man to whoop your mexican ass, that's what, and YOU the bytch!' The counter guy said 'next!' one more time and i looked in his eyes and said if you say that fukkboy shyt one more time, it will be on breh, and i said breh in real life too. Then the other girl whistled and this little handsome dude came in the room and he had on the style where the shirt is like tucked-in in front only but not the back, ya'll know the style. so he came over there and pushed me, but i of course didn't even budge, on some kal-el type shyt.
dude was like 5'6 and i looked down and seen that it was really a woman! it was a lesbian that had pushed me brehs! I tried to walk away, but she moved into my path, then i tried the other direction and she moved there and i was like 'i don't hit women but you are confusing me with your sexuality' so i tried to tell them to chill they asses out before it got real, but before i got the word 'real' out, this bytch tried to slap your boy! well instinct just took over and i changed levels, grabbed her ass up, and judo tossed her right over the counter. well she landed on the actual counter and then kinda slid over the top and brehs, ham, salami, turkey, all that shyt went EVERYWHERE! Then she stood up on the counter to go for round two and i was on one knee below, and i focused my power and elevated upward off of one foot into the air with my arm up like the statue of liberty and air-uppercutted the shyt out her ass, fukked all her fronts up. The counter guy reached for the phone to call his goons and i told him, you willing to die over meat breh? And he passed out. A weird thing that happened was that this white guy jumped in front of me and i didn't know if he was friend or foe so i Murphy-Kicked him and he flew for the glass window at the storefront and it wasn't my will that he perish so i like held out my hand and concentrated on pulling him back as he flew through the air and he hit the glass soft as a baby's ass. Everybody started battling it out and i reached over the counter and got about twelve lbs of roast beef and more napkins than i'll ever know what to do with. Also got a suitcase full of ice. So we bout to get it in tonight for new years. Discuss.
dude was like 5'6 and i looked down and seen that it was really a woman! it was a lesbian that had pushed me brehs! I tried to walk away, but she moved into my path, then i tried the other direction and she moved there and i was like 'i don't hit women but you are confusing me with your sexuality' so i tried to tell them to chill they asses out before it got real, but before i got the word 'real' out, this bytch tried to slap your boy! well instinct just took over and i changed levels, grabbed her ass up, and judo tossed her right over the counter. well she landed on the actual counter and then kinda slid over the top and brehs, ham, salami, turkey, all that shyt went EVERYWHERE! Then she stood up on the counter to go for round two and i was on one knee below, and i focused my power and elevated upward off of one foot into the air with my arm up like the statue of liberty and air-uppercutted the shyt out her ass, fukked all her fronts up. The counter guy reached for the phone to call his goons and i told him, you willing to die over meat breh? And he passed out. A weird thing that happened was that this white guy jumped in front of me and i didn't know if he was friend or foe so i Murphy-Kicked him and he flew for the glass window at the storefront and it wasn't my will that he perish so i like held out my hand and concentrated on pulling him back as he flew through the air and he hit the glass soft as a baby's ass. Everybody started battling it out and i reached over the counter and got about twelve lbs of roast beef and more napkins than i'll ever know what to do with. Also got a suitcase full of ice. So we bout to get it in tonight for new years. Discuss.
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that ice come up
Fight dykes brehs ...
Get who to beat who ass. I ain't going to jail for yo ass
I needed this last laugh of the year