I can't say

because my Mom has a thick accent, but her English is perfect. At the same time, I couldn't date a chick with a strong Haitian accent.
Even Russian chicks aren't this bad. I was sitting down on campus about an hour ago, and this girl with a thick ass Haitian accent asks to google something on my laptop for her cause her phone wasn't working.
Wanted to type it for her real real quick so I wouldn't have to keep hearing that...
Sometimes I wonder how they talk when they are trying to flirt with a guy, no damn volume control at all.
And we can't keep saying they cannot help it, because Haitian guys can know how to control their voice.
Nasty as hell