Hank Hill, Bill and Boomhauer are some sorry ass home boys

[Alec Baldwin]

Who's to say Redcorn was so though. I mean dude use to cry over a bytch that wasn't really his.

Everyone's forgetting this. This nikka was a simp, he had bad bytches coming out his musty ass little RV. Didn't that nikka try to give hank a massage too?

Hank and boomhaeur were saving dale from blacking out and getting the nikka Rusty Shackleford to clap up redcorn. Plus Boomhauer was a cop, that nikka knew what was gonna go down the moment dale found out, he wouldve chris benoit'd his family and prolly took bobby's fat ass with them. It was for the greater good brehs.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Naw, Hank wasn't shook by John Redcorn. I remember the episode where Redcorn started massaging Peggy Hank straight up told him if you try anything with my wife I'll kick your ass. Dude just wasn't trying to get caught up fighting the next man's battle.

Man Redcorn woulda lit that boy up like a Wagner Char King

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

lol what episode was that?

I quoted it wrong. I think it's "Is it too much to ask that when I walk by people say 'Look at that lucky b*stard! I hate him!"



It's in that episode where he buys a car wash with Buck.

 

[Higher Tech]

Them dudes ain't want no problem with John Redcorn

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Cotton wouldve had Redcorn on the sidewalk twitchin and leakin

Da Colonel wouldve had them Nam Flashbacks and whipped out tha Chop Chop Suey on that Injun

 

[b. woods]

Speaking of Cotton, here is one of the top quotes he made on the show -

(Cotton, at the breakfast table with Luanne)
Cotton: You're nothin' but skin and bones, girlie! Put some corn pone on them hips!
Luanne: I don't want any, Grandpa Hill. Don't wanna get fat.
Cotton: That's not for you to worry about. You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating, and I'll tell you when to stop.
(Luanne gets up; Cotton slaps her ass)
Luanne: Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man!!!
Cotton: OOOOOOEE!!! Feisty!

 

[Metta World Movement]

Cause they knew Dale would kill that fool. Everyone knows Dale is out there, so what would stop him from catching a case?

Nobody wanna see Hank, Boomhauer and Bill chillin with Dale inside prison.

Other than the whole "don't want to break up a family" thing, I honestly believe this is the most likely reason. You know dude could easily find a gun and go to work on whoever he wanted if he was angry enough

What's messed up to me is that I remember reading somewhere that the last episode was supposed to have him finding out about the affair....then it got canceled. Don't know how true that is though

 

[feelosofer]

Lol wasn't Dale the president of his NRA chapter.

I'm just saying, would you want to be the guy that tells him, a big Indian dudes is giving his wife the peace pipe.

Crazy white people and guns don't mix friends

 

[Iamnoone]

so maybe they couldnt say nothing, but i be damned if they had to be all buddy buddy with him, ida made sure he knew at any moment his life could end. I'd never ever let that happen to any of my boys no matter how stupid ya boy is, he is still ya boy, you hang with em for a reason

 

[GiantGonzalez]

bobby hill looks like a potato

 

[loki]

Yeah dale would have snapped and went on a rampage. He tried to kill hank when he thought that hank had a sexy dream about Nancy. Dale and octavio would have planted bombs and took out all of arlen.

 

[loki]

Other than the whole "don't want to break up a family" thing, I honestly believe this is the most likely reason. You know dude could easily find a gun and go to work on whoever he wanted if he was angry enough

What's messed up to me is that I remember reading somewhere that the last episode was supposed to have him finding out about the affair....then it got canceled. Don't know how true that is though

Last thing I read about it was that abc or nbc had picked up the series and had planned to air it and a couple of other cartoon shows on their network. But I haven't seen anything since.