Has a girl ever measured thier arm up to your ****

[Orbital-Fetus]

smh @ fukking 2 year olds.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

usually when chicks reach for my dikk they get pleasantly surprised that its wrapped around my waist holding my pants up like a belt

 

[Action Jackson]

I had a bytch play miniature golf with my dikk once. Later that night after I put in that work she cuddled it like her favorite stuffed animal.

 

[Illuminatos]

usually when chicks reach for my dikk they get pleasantly surprised that its wrapped around my waist holding my pants up like a belt

On some Dragonball Z shyt?

 

[Tom Foolery]

When she measures the size of your dikk with her leg, then we can talk.

 

[M617]

Real talk dont evet let a chick take a ruler to your dikk unless your over 8 inches which is like 2-3% of the population. As soon as she reads 5.8 or 6.3 she is gonna think ur dikk is tiny and look for a bigger piece.

 

[Greenhornet]

i actually measure mostly across the womens faces up towards the widows peak