Has anyone here ever been attacked by a wild animal?

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As tonight in Central Park I almost got that work from a Racc00n, no coli slang, a real, actual Racc00n :merchant:


I didn't even know these things even live in Central Park :damn:


Its crazy as I was walking though the park and saw this medium sized animal and thought it was a dog, thinking to myself "hmmmm I wonder where that dog's owner is :ehh:" and it turns around and I see its a Racc00n :dahell:

I walk away and turn around and this Racc00n was following me :merchant: :whoa: at this point I start to run like a bytch, but at a safe speed because of frozen snow, ice, etc, and looked back one last time and It ran in the bushes :birdman:


Its :mindblown: that Racc00ns live in Manhattan, outside of the zoo, I never any wild animal in a park other than Rats/Birds/Fish and Turtles.
 

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I was bitten by a beaver when I was 15. Yeah I cry like a bytch but i held my own though:stopitslime:
 

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only time I got attacked was once when I was little kid and our neighbors bull dog got loose nikka chased and bit my dikk in half almost. :to:
 

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I got chased by a swan. Them thangs are bigger than they look when there in the water.
The ostriches at Six Flags safari have nasty attitudes. Tried to attack me through the glass.
I've been way too close to a black bear when it was wandering my neighborhood looking for food.
 
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