Has anyone here ever been attacked by a wild animal?
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Me and my sister were attacked by a pack of chickens
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did you bite her backI was bitten by a beaver when I was 15. Yeah I cry like a bytch but i held my own though
a pack of chickenheadsMe and my sister were attacked by a pack of chickens
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As tonight in Central Park I almost got that work from a Racc00n, no coli slang, a real, actual Racc00n
I didn't even know these things even live in Central Park
Its crazy as I was walking though the park and saw this medium sized animal and thought it was a dog, thinking to myself "hmmmm I wonder where that dog's owner is" and it turns around and I see its a Racc00n
I walk away and turn around and this Racc00n was following me
at this point I start to run like a bytch, but at a safe speed because of frozen snow, ice, etc, and looked back one last time and It ran in the bushes
Itsthat Racc00ns live in Manhattan, outside of the zoo, I never any wild animal in a park other than Rats/Birds/Fish and Turtles.
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Iam from the UK so this is probably really minor as we don't have bears,wolves or mountain lions here(although there are rumours about big black cats out in the country), I used to go running early morning before work when I was too poor for a gym membership, And on one occasion a fox started to chase me, must have been a fat ass'd fox or that fox gave me serious motivation because I ran like fukk home and it never caught up with me . It actually followed me right to my house.... Now Iam not sure if it was just playing, or what it would have done if it had caught up but Iam glad I didn't have to find out.
The second occasion was even weirder out running again in the early hours and came across this psycho badger that seemed to be running around in circles ,it spotted me and charged but I again developed super human powers and dodged it and it ran into a wall braining itself
Got bit by a spider of unknown species and it got really infected, the dumbass doctor at the hospital actually thought it was a snake bite... and gave me completely the wrong treatment and advice,had to go back to hospital several days later and when I mentioned I had been bitten by a snake and showed the receptionist my leg I got seen straight away and didn't have the 4 hr wait which was nice. Initally there was quite a lot of interest amongst the staff and the consulting room got quite crowded as all and sundry were looking at my leg, one nurse even snapped a picture of it. That all changed when the south african consultant turned up , who had obviously seen many snake bites, had a look and said it wasn't and then proceeded to go on a rant about the dumb ass who said it was a snake bite in the first place. I then had to have the fukking thing drained and some skin and tissue removed from my leg and I was given antibiotics so strong I was off work for two weeks.
My dad beats me though, who was on a school trip in a zoo and some boys who were bullying him decided to hang him over the bridge and below were alligators who saw my dad dangling reared up snapping their jaws. Luckily the teacher saw and the boys what done it and my dad got caned. by the headmaster as they thought was dad was in on it. My dad to this day can't even bear to watch alligators even on TV.
The second occasion was even weirder out running again in the early hours and came across this psycho badger that seemed to be running around in circles ,it spotted me and charged but I again developed super human powers and dodged it and it ran into a wall braining itself
Got bit by a spider of unknown species and it got really infected, the dumbass doctor at the hospital actually thought it was a snake bite... and gave me completely the wrong treatment and advice,had to go back to hospital several days later and when I mentioned I had been bitten by a snake and showed the receptionist my leg I got seen straight away and didn't have the 4 hr wait which was nice. Initally there was quite a lot of interest amongst the staff and the consulting room got quite crowded as all and sundry were looking at my leg, one nurse even snapped a picture of it. That all changed when the south african consultant turned up , who had obviously seen many snake bites, had a look and said it wasn't and then proceeded to go on a rant about the dumb ass who said it was a snake bite in the first place. I then had to have the fukking thing drained and some skin and tissue removed from my leg and I was given antibiotics so strong I was off work for two weeks.
My dad beats me though, who was on a school trip in a zoo and some boys who were bullying him decided to hang him over the bridge and below were alligators who saw my dad dangling reared up snapping their jaws. Luckily the teacher saw and the boys what done it and my dad got caned. by the headmaster as they thought was dad was in on it. My dad to this day can't even bear to watch alligators even on TV.