Has anything good ever followed a woman saying...."We need to talk"?

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Um...lemme think


Mom: Marty, we need to talk when u get home. :ld:

Dad: Marty, please call me when u get home, we need to talk :ufdup:

Ex boyfriend: Once I get back in town, we gotta talk... :birdman:

NOPE! :snoop:
 

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Nah every time I hear that I'm just like

:shaq2: What bullshyt unproductive conversation are we going to have and how long is this gonna take I got shyt to do.


They'll literally find shyt to bring up just cause.

Her:"When I asked you if you wanted a sandwich yesterday, the way you said yes really hurt me :to:"

Me:":rudy: How did I say it?"

Her:"See like that just the way you talk to me"

Me: :damn:
 

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ya girl/wife/spouse telling you she's finally pregnant, after you've been trying for so long...

but other than that, nope!
 

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Betty:We need to talk.... :usure:

Me: man, what now?:childplease:

Betty:I have been fukking my best friend for two months

Me: Dies:krs:, comes back and readies camcorder:whoo:
 

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hearing that after ya girl just came back from a doctors appointnent can almost cause a stroke
 

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Write a letter that starts off wit "we need to talk" then goes into something good like "I just won the lottery, we bout to be ballin like we got a block", then give it to your girl and tell her to read it out loud, bet she can't do it. It's physically impossible for the female tongue to do that
 

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:snoop: The last time I had those words tossed at me.....


Me: Whats your problem? :beli:

Her: Your my problem, you always make feel like I did something wroooong blah blah blah :to:

Me: You usually do :mjpls:

Her: You think your so special :rudy:

Me: I am :mjpls:

Her: I'm going to hurt myself if you leave :to:

Me: Do it, I don't care :mjpls:

Her: *instantly sanes up and stops fake crying*...:whoa: Wait....you don't care?

Me: :mjpls: *leaves*
 
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