one of my best friends in college was one of the biggest sheltered dorks i'd ever met in my life. great person though, just .... he didn't even know how to cross the street his freshmen year lol
met a girl across campus through eHarmony. I clowned him and said she'd bush him in a week
They've been together for 8 years, married for 5, and have the happiest family I've ever fukking seen out of all of my friends

spoke at his wedding and straight up said it was the greatest bet I've ever lost
people like him make online dating shyt for the rest of us
