Has someone ever offered you their daughter ?

[Mr.Forte]

Happened to me the other day. I went to this church because this cute chick invited me. I had a great time actually, I spoke to the church and everything. There was beautiful women galore, but I just wanted to hear the word, lol. When service ended, one of the pastors walked over to me and started a conversation(he had a gorgeous female with him by the way) we talked for about 7 minutes, then he said "I don't normally do this, but my daughter is 17 and will be turning 18 in December, I want you to have her"
I didn't know how to respond at first, his daughter didn't either, she turned red. I was shocked, the only thing I could say was "You have a beautiful daughter"

 

[Smoke]

 

[Ashley Banks]

nikka

"I want you to have her" wtf

 

[Mr.Forte]

I'm not a liar bruh, I couldn't have made that shyt up if I wanted to.

 

[Swing]

They tried to set us up on dates but not offering tho

 

[malbaker86]

and if it is true, her daughter has an STD already.

 

[Mr.Forte]

I'm not gonna lie, I have my calender marked for December. I think I met My Wife.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Wtf probably wanted u to fukk his daughter why he watched


But anyway a lot of chicks mamas come up to me and tell me they want me to talk to they daughter

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I'm not gonna lie, I have my calender marked for December. I think I met My Wife.

get married brehs, bytch my be tranny and pops wanted to get him from around the family

 

[Chris.B]

Play piano at church.

Every Sunday.
I wished I played in a white church

 

[Mr.Forte]

get married brehs, bytch my be tranny and pops wanted to get him from around the family

Nah bruh, she super bad. She may be young but I can guide her in the right direction.

 

[intruder]

I find that older women do this a lot.

If they see you have your sh!t together they want to hook you up with their daughters.

But the way your pastor did it is rather creepy

 

[Primetime21]

Back in college there was this woman I had a good relationship with this woman from Sierra Leone, she could've been my mother but we're still good friends. Anyway one day she was talking about going back home for a little bit so I playfully asked if she was bringing any women back with her. She was like how old are you? Oh you can marry my daughter. Once I saw she wasn't kiddin I was

 

[Le Sapeur]

Nah bruh, she super bad. She may be young but I can guide her in the right direction.

Bet I kno trannies badder than her

 

[Mr.Forte]

I find that older women do this a lot.

If they see you have your sh!t together they want to hook you up with their daughters.

But the way your pastor did it is rather creepy

Her pop's know I'm a real nikka too. I always hung with people older than me growing up, I got more game from them.