has there been times where you have forgotten you are not suppose to eat pork?

GreenGrass

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Sohh i was listening to this song

and then i decided to open the bible because i was in the zone. i read a random verse about some king named Ahab.

I wikipedia Ahab and found out that when he died, pigs were drinking his blood and the Israelites were disgusted because it was symbolical on how unclean he was.

i then remembered that a few days ago, i had some pork without stopping myself.

brehs, i don't want pigs drinking my blood when i die


i ain't a king but just a SOHH OG , sorry, i mean thecoli OG dude..

i shall not eat pork
 

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You're also not supposed to wear a mix of linens.
Theres a bunch of silly rules in there youre breaking dummy.

You basically have to live like a madman

I always find it kinda funny when people cherry-pick these kind of things.

You don't wanna eat pork cool, but citing the Bible seems kinda weak unless you're following everything else in there too. Not bashing anyone's relgions or beliefs. :hubie:


You not getting p*ssy outside of marriage? You not using rubbers when you hit? You in church and not working on Sunday every week? Not eating any fish without scales or fins?


Me personally, Imma keep eating swine.
 

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There was this one time I ordered Monster Meat and forgot it was Ramadan......​
 

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I always find it kinda funny when people cherry-pick these kind of things.

You don't wanna eat pork cool, but citing the Bible seems kinda weak unless you're following everything else in there too. Not bashing anyone's relgions or beliefs. :hubie:


You not getting p*ssy outside of marriage? You not using rubbers when you hit? You in church and not working on Sunday every week? Not eating any fish without scales or fins?


Me personally, Imma keep eating swine.
It's only cherry picking when the thing described as a sin is something that you personally do.:francis:
 

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Yep.

On rare occasion, I may order something like baked beans that may have bacon bits in it or a gumbo dish with andouille sausage in it.

But, other than that, I try to make it a point to not eat swine or food with swine in it.
 

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New Testament clears that up.

Acts 10:14-15
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.

15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
 
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