Has there EVER been a Stanbase More Insane than Kobe Stans?

[Walt]

One of those rare stanbases that gets progressively more insane with seemingly each passing month... especially now with them feeling hemmed in from each side. The reality of Jordan's superiority constantly haunting them from the past, forcing Kobe stans to denigrate the 90s as a weak era; the comprehensive basketball greatness of LeBron rebutting their idol worship in both the present and future, prompting the contradictory urge to denigrate this era, and prop up the 90s as a time when Bron would've been beaten into submission by superior defenses, stronger teams, and great bigs; at the same time the significance of bigs being downplayed to detract from Shaq being the centerpiece for 3 rings, and also the brave new world in which Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol have always been Tyson Chandler type complimentary palyers who can't figure out how to help Kobe, the lone warrior with an unbreakable will but never, ever enough help. The begging for Chris Paul, the 73-9 claims when they added Nash and Dwight while simultaneously claiming LeBron plays on the the most stacked team of our lifetime, because Mike Miller, Shane Battier, and Mario Chalmers can hit wide open 3s at a 40% clip.

Has any stanbase ever gone this far over the brink of insanity so that they can't just appreciate their idol, but also must concoct elaborate rationalizations to degrade every single player who is viewed as better than their favorite? It actually seems without Kobe in the playoffs there has been more stan propaganda than ever - Kobe stans popping up in and derailing game threads, Heat threads, Bron threads, Jordan threads with such intensity and insanity that you'd think a Nas album just dropped and we were back on SOHH.

You have finally surpassed Nas stans as the most ferociously jihadding ass stans in the universe. Stan on, stanners.

 

[No1]

One of those rare stanbases that gets progressively more insane with seemingly each passing month... especially now with them feeling hemmed in from each side. The reality of Jordan's superiority constantly haunting them from the past, forcing Kobe stans to denigrate the 90s as a weak era; the comprehensive basketball greatness of LeBron rebutting their idol worship in both the present and future, prompting the ontradictory urge to denigrate this era, and prop up the 90s as a time when Bron would've been beaten into submission by superior defenses, stronger teams, and great bigs; at the same time the significance of bigs being downplayed to detract from Shaq being the centerpiece for 3 rings, and also the brave new world in which Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol have always been Tyson Chandler type complimentary palyers who can't figure out how to help Kobe, the lone warrior with an unbreakable will but never, ever enough help. The begging for Chris Paul, the 73-9 claims when they added Nash and Dwight while simultaneously claiming LeBron plays on the the most stacked team of our lifetime, because Mike Miller, Shane Battier



nd Mario Chalmers can hit wide open 3s at a 40% clip.

Has any stanbase ever gone this far over the brink of insanity so that they can't just appreciate their idol, but also must concoct elaborate rationalizations to degrade every single player who is viewed as better than their favorite? It actually seems without Kobe in the playoffs there has been more stan propaganda than ever - Kobe stans popping up in and derailing game threads, Heat threads, Bron threads, Jordan threads with such intensity and insanity that you'd think a Nas album just dropped and we were back on SOHH.

You have finally surpassed Nas stans as the most ferociously jihadding ass stans in the universe. Stan on, stanners.

The thing is though, I don't thin k
any single Kobe stan believes in all or most of those things. But put altogether that is a bad look. I guess collectively you may have a point.

 

[god shamgod]

One of those rare stanbases that gets progressively more insane with seemingly each passing month... especially now with them feeling hemmed in from each side. The reality of Jordan's superiority constantly haunting them from the past, forcing Kobe stans to denigrate the 90s as a weak era; the comprehensive basketball greatness of LeBron rebutting their idol worship in both the present and future, prompting the contradictory urge to denigrate this era, and prop up the 90s as a time when Bron would've been beaten into submission by superior defenses, stronger teams, and great bigs; at the same time the significance of bigs being downplayed to detract from Shaq being the centerpiece for 3 rings, and also the brave new world in which Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol have always been Tyson Chandler type complimentary palyers who can't figure out how to help Kobe, the lone warrior with an unbreakable will but never, ever enough help. The begging for Chris Paul, the 73-9 claims when they added Nash and Dwight while simultaneously claiming LeBron plays on the the most stacked team of our lifetime, because Mike Miller, Shane Battier, and Mario Chalmers can hit wide open 3s at a 40% clip.

Has any stanbase ever gone this far over the brink of insanity so that they can't just appreciate their idol, but also must concoct elaborate rationalizations to degrade every single player who is viewed as better than their favorite? It actually seems without Kobe in the playoffs there has been more stan propaganda than ever - Kobe stans popping up in and derailing game threads, Heat threads, Bron threads, Jordan threads with such intensity and insanity that you'd think a Nas album just dropped and we were back on SOHH.

You have finally surpassed Nas stans as the most ferociously jihadding ass stans in the universe. Stan on, stanners.

Don't forget completely overrating the shyt outta scottie pippen and making him sound like this perennial mvp winner who led jordan to winning records and finals

 

[Piff Huxtable]

i'm pretty sure Nas ain't influence Pimp C

 

[Walt]

The thing is though, I don't thin k
any single Kobe stan believes in all or most of those things. But put altogether that is a bad look. I guess collectively you may have a point.

Kobe stans used to be annoying when they'd spam so many threads with bizarre testaments to his genius. Now I look forward to them bringing new twists and embellishments to the table. There was one fairly recent thread in which someone claimed the Lakers had gone 17-1 since Kobe regenerated their season since the all star break... the Lakers had only played like 11 games since the break at the time. That willingness to just invent a claim and then believe in it as fact is what sets the top stanners apart. And lately the possibility of another Heat championship is driving cats to new levels of insanity and situational spinning.

For the record, I am not looking forward to an NBA without Kobe.

 

[Captain Crunch]

WOAT stans

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

this is genuius

pos rep and dapped.

 

[CantStop]

Most of the time we're just joking though which is something y'all don't understand. All that gawd shyt is an inside joke between us and y'all take it so serious. Look at the past 30 threads with the name Kobe in the title and I can guarantee you 15% of those 30 threads were started by Kobe fans and 85% were started by haters. But you're a Kobe hater so you see it differently.

 

[Walt]

Most of the time we're just joking though which is something y'all don't understand. All that gawd shyt is an inside joke between us and y'all take it so serious. Look at the past 30 threads with the name Kobe in the title and I can guarantee you 15% of those 30 threads were started by Kobe fans and 85% were started by haters. But you're a Kobe hater so you see it differently.

A "joke" doesn't last for 7,000 threads or span multiple years or involve the level of dedication and ferocity displayed by so many of the upper/lower level stans. And that you view me as a Kobe "hater" is completely indicative of the base paranoia that goes hand-in-hand with goofball zealotry.

 

[HendriX]

Hov stans on SOHH were legendary.

 

[gho3st]

One of those rare stanbases that gets progressively more insane with seemingly each passing month... especially now with them feeling hemmed in from each side. The reality of Jordan's superiority constantly haunting them from the past, forcing Kobe stans to denigrate the 90s as a weak era; the comprehensive basketball greatness of LeBron rebutting their idol worship in both the present and future, prompting the contradictory urge to denigrate this era, and prop up the 90s as a time when Bron would've been beaten into submission by superior defenses, stronger teams, and great bigs; at the same time the significance of bigs being downplayed to detract from Shaq being the centerpiece for 3 rings, and also the brave new world in which Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol have always been Tyson Chandler type complimentary palyers who can't figure out how to help Kobe, the lone warrior with an unbreakable will but never, ever enough help. The begging for Chris Paul, the 73-9 claims when they added Nash and Dwight while simultaneously claiming LeBron plays on the the most stacked team of our lifetime, because Mike Miller, Shane Battier, and Mario Chalmers can hit wide open 3s at a 40% clip.

Has any stanbase ever gone this far over the brink of insanity so that they can't just appreciate their idol, but also must concoct elaborate rationalizations to degrade every single player who is viewed as better than their favorite? It actually seems without Kobe in the playoffs there has been more stan propaganda than ever - Kobe stans popping up in and derailing game threads, Heat threads, Bron threads, Jordan threads with such intensity and insanity that you'd think a Nas album just dropped and we were back on SOHH.

You have finally surpassed Nas stans as the most ferociously jihadding ass stans in the universe. Stan on, stanners.

can't you understand that niccas aren't usually serious about it though??


nothing better than bron stans with

 

[Walt]

can't you understand that niccas aren't usually serious about it though??

Oh.

 

[kingofnyc]

ALL TIME worst stans





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[The War Report]

Hov stans on SOHH were legendary.

Did you forget about 50 stans? :whew2:

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Ye Stans have been upping the Ante so itll be an interesting Summer for the Stanbases