I had a bytch try me one time
We was sittin in a Chinese spot eatin And talkin one day when out of nowhere this bytch just reached across the table and smacked me. My first instinct was to reach back across the table and choke the hoe but then I remember the lady was still standing behind the register and there was another woman and her young daughter sittin across from us, I looked around and they were all lookin at me like
, i aint wanna get my ike turner on in front of the lil girl so I played it cool and just said "
bytch I got somethin for that". I played it real cool the whole time we was eatin, when we finished I opened the door for her like I was lettin that shyt slide or I had forgot about it which is what I wanted her to think. When we got back to my car I turned to a song wit a lot of bass in it and as soon as the bass dropped I started whoopin her mafuccin ass in that car. I grabbed her by her hair and stuffed her face in the dashboard, snatched the necklace off her neck and threw it out the sunroof, etc, I made sure she would think twice before ever tryin me like that again. Crazy thing is I think that shyt turned her on, we went back to my crib and had some really nasty sex after that
We was sittin in a Chinese spot eatin And talkin one day when out of nowhere this bytch just reached across the table and smacked me. My first instinct was to reach back across the table and choke the hoe but then I remember the lady was still standing behind the register and there was another woman and her young daughter sittin across from us, I looked around and they were all lookin at me like
, i aint wanna get my ike turner on in front of the lil girl so I played it cool and just said " bytch I got somethin for that". I played it real cool the whole time we was eatin, when we finished I opened the door for her like I was lettin that shyt slide or I had forgot about it which is what I wanted her to think. When we got back to my car I turned to a song wit a lot of bass in it and as soon as the bass dropped I started whoopin her mafuccin ass in that car. I grabbed her by her hair and stuffed her face in the dashboard, snatched the necklace off her neck and threw it out the sunroof, etc, I made sure she would think twice before ever tryin me like that again. Crazy thing is I think that shyt turned her on, we went back to my crib and had some really nasty sex after that
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