I went to check out the Baldwin doc tonight ( nothing spectacular - it was aight. Just a relief to see the gospel on the big screen). Theaters semi packed and this thick ass youngin comes to my aisle and tells me she and her girlfriends are goong to sit in the aisle then she says to me, " I'm gonna sit next to you".
I push the seat down for her and we have a light convo. I'm high as shyt so I'm CRUSHING the popcorn. FFWD and Hating Ass Girlfriend #1 comes in & she waves her down. She turns to her and tells her, "this nice gentleman said I can sit next to him." I nod and wave while I hit her with a few lines and have her chocolate ass blushing. The two youngins get into their convo, all the while I'm ear husslin & her hating Ass homegirl says, "why don't we move down
, so that leaves a spair seat between us.
Hating ass homegirl #2 comes in and her old ass cops a squat right next to me
. Thick youngin tells her how nice I was and in the midst of the convo, the old broad talkin bout mixing m&m's with popcorn. This gay nikka is now sitting next to me and I have my beer in the cup holder to my left which is the same side old youngin is on, so of course I'm not gonna have some nikka (gay or straight) all up on my beer.
Old lady is dying to try this m&m/ popcorn concoction so she leaves and goes to the snack bar. She comes back wit a courtesy cup of water asking me to move my beer
. Out of respect for her old ass I move it and guzzle that bytch and then flex my forearm on the arm rest and give her that Ike stare down.
Both of these hatin ass youngins cockblocked on what could have potentially been some monumental black love...even if it woulda only lasted for one night
.
I push the seat down for her and we have a light convo. I'm high as shyt so I'm CRUSHING the popcorn. FFWD and Hating Ass Girlfriend #1 comes in & she waves her down. She turns to her and tells her, "this nice gentleman said I can sit next to him." I nod and wave while I hit her with a few lines and have her chocolate ass blushing. The two youngins get into their convo, all the while I'm ear husslin & her hating Ass homegirl says, "why don't we move down
, so that leaves a spair seat between us. Hating ass homegirl #2 comes in and her old ass cops a squat right next to me
. Thick youngin tells her how nice I was and in the midst of the convo, the old broad talkin bout mixing m&m's with popcorn. This gay nikka is now sitting next to me and I have my beer in the cup holder to my left which is the same side old youngin is on, so of course I'm not gonna have some nikka (gay or straight) all up on my beer. Old lady is dying to try this m&m/ popcorn concoction so she leaves and goes to the snack bar. She comes back wit a courtesy cup of water asking me to move my beer
. Out of respect for her old ass I move it and guzzle that bytch and then flex my forearm on the arm rest and give her that Ike stare down. Both of these hatin ass youngins cockblocked on what could have potentially been some monumental black love...even if it woulda only lasted for one night
.
