Have u ever caught sum unexpected Zs???

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I remember one time back in the 6th grade where I caught an unexpected Z. Me and my dudes wld play football errday after school from 3-5:30ish up at these one people's backyard. So we start as usual and its like 10 of us naw mean, shyt is like any other day:ehh:. My neighbor was there with like 2 of his boys, and they was two grades ahead of us....any way the last thing I remember before catchin them Zs dat day was runnin through these nikkas and scoring a touchdown:ahh:. Nxt thing I know I wake up in the grass and my head is poundin I hear sum voices and what seemd like laughter but I passd back out after dat :deadmanny:. I woke up again and see my brotha next to me like "yo Kool get up man we all goin home", so I stand up and my head is still poundin my legs is on sum jello shyt :huhldup:. So we all dappin each other up like "aight, see yall at school tomorrow" (these nikkas lookin at me funny n shyt:lolbron::mjlol::mjpls::steviej:), I ask my brotha what happened and he say our neighbor lit my ass up before I cld score the touchdown and I passed out:beli:, so they dragged me off of the field to the sidelines so they cld keep on playin:pachaha:. I swear i have no memory of bein hit at all, i dnt even really remember dat day too well except for sum stuff here n there lol:yeshrug:.


:lupe: share sum times where u passed out brehs whether it was from a fight, alcohol n shyt, or a heat stroke... etc.
 

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Too many times to recall off alcohol :snoop: it takes a lot for me to get drunk so I just chug and chug until I feel it and by that time I'm wasted.

Most notably the time I started drinking at a hotel on one side of town, woke up at somebody house, in the bathtub, with a buncha people I didn't know. 2 of which were in the bathtub passed out with me. The craziest part was later on having people come up to me like "Yo, what's up man that party was crazy" and me having no clue who they are :snoop:
 

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Yea driving home today. Z's hit me upside the head as i began drifting out of my lane. I had to snap out of it and be like

Whoa whoa whoa, stop that.
 

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Yea driving home today. Z's hit me upside the head as i began drifting out of my lane. I had to snap out of it and be like

Whoa whoa whoa, stop that.
fukk I hate that feeling. I remember a few times doing 50 in a 35 to race the fukk home so I don't kill anyone if I fell asleep.
 

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fukk I hate that feeling. I remember a few times doing 50 in a 35 to race the fukk home so I don't kill anyone if I fell asleep.
Realizing i fukked up going to bed at 1am, Staring at the freeway for a long ass drive home, listening to some documentary on youtube like.

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(start hearing my tires hitting the reflectors in the freeway)

Wakes up.........


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(a minutes later....)

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Realizing i fukked up going to bed at 1am, Staring at the freeway for a long ass drive home, listening to some documentary on youtube like.

charles-barkley-falling-asleep-gif.gif


(start hearing my tires hitting the reflectors in the freeway)

Wakes up.........


no-2.gif


(a minutes later....)

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I can honestly say i've lucked out a dozen times due to my last job being remote. I would be staring at the road sleepily one second, next time I open my eyes I have driven a few blocks. shyt is fukking scary, breh. I never swerved, never accelerated while sleepy which is a huge blessing, I would simply cover way too much distance and not remember it.
 

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I can honestly say i've lucked out a dozen times due to my last job being remote. I would be staring at the road sleepily one second, next time I open my eyes I have driven a few blocks. shyt is fukking scary, breh. I never swerved, never accelerated while sleepy which is a huge blessing, I would simply cover way too much distance and not remember it.
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Not in a fight but I went to Madison for the weekend and ended up eating 3 hits of good acid,two pills of ex, some blow, smoked bud the whole time and ate some Vicodin to go to sleep. My friends lost me and I woke up in an attic at a random house . It was like 3 o clock and I finally woke up and called my friends and I had purchased a hotel room for us and ran off. I came down from the attic and everybody looked at me like who the fukk are you . I must have snuck into a random house and passed out .


My friends ended up partying in my hotel room and all getting p*ssy. I still have no idea how I made it into that house . At least my culo didn't hurt :manny::merchant::mjcry:
 

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DUDE! You fukking preaching now! Last friday a family member had a birthday. I slept good the night before and woke up at 4:30ish and played video games, set up some decorations, etc.
I got in a calisthenic workout and fukked around till 9:40am. Said "fukk it, its warm in my house and I'll nap for a bit." I lie down at 9:50 something and set the clock for 10:31am. Tell me why I wake up at 2:44, an hour and 44 minutes after I was supposed to be at my job. I NEVER felt such a rush of panic. Never happened before so my boss understood, though she called me 8 times. I never want that shyt to happen again.
 

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DUDE! You fukking preaching now! Last friday a family member had a birthday. I slept good the night before and woke up at 4:30ish and played video games, set up some decorations, etc.
I got in a calisthenic workout and fukked around till 9:40am. Said "fukk it, its warm in my house and I'll nap for a bit." I lie down at 9:50 something and set the clock for 10:31am. Tell me why I wake up at 2:44, an hour and 44 minutes after I was supposed to be at my job. I NEVER felt such a rush of panic. Never happened before so my boss understood, though she called me 8 times. I never want that shyt to happen again.
Yea, its even worse when you wake up 5 minutes before you gotta be out the house and you didnt shower the night before.

Decisions.

I can live wearing wrinkled clothes, but i can i live smelling like egyptian musk and nutsack with breath smellin like :lawd:

:patrice:
 

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Yea, its even worse when you wake up 5 minutes before you gotta be out the house and you didnt shower the night before.

Decisions.

I can live wearing wrinkled clothes, but i can i live smelling like egyptian musk and nutsack with breath smellin like :lawd:

:patrice:
Smelling like shame and unemployment.
 
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