Have u ever tried getting special treatment IRL by bringing up ur coli credentials?

Frenchie

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Real talk do you sometimes feel like you deserve to get some stuff IRL just off of the strenght of ur prowess as a coli poster? Like muthafukkas shud kno who u r

Kinda like

"bytch, do you know how much rep I got on the Coli? I better be getting that shyt at a discount."

"Motherfukker I got over 10k daps on thecoli.com. And you want ME to wait in line with these peasants? :what:"

"Aye ma, aye, wassup. I done got 12 of my threads featured on the coli, wus good :jawalrus:?"

I dont kno man it kinda pisses me off when ppl IRL dont acknowledge my coli accolades
 
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Frenchie

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I've had a lot of former employers ask to rehire me because of my post to dap ratio. Offered me 7figure salary. Told em i only fukk with that 6 life and hung up. Keep it real or lose it all brehs
Word but r u hookin up ur lil bro @ThugLife wit some racks tho
 

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Real talk do you sometimes feel like you deserve to get some stuff IRL just off of the strenght of ur prowess as a coli poster? Like muthafukkas shud kno who u r

Kinda like

"bytch, do you know how much rep I got on the Coli? I better be getting that shyt at a discount."

"Motherfukker I got over 10k daps on thecoli.com. And you want ME to wait in line with these peasants? :what:"

"Aye ma, aye, wassup. I done got 12 of my threads featured on the coli, wus good :jawalrus:?"

I dont kno man it kinda pisses me off when ppl IRL dont acknowledge my coli accolades

You're in the red though. :what:

The coli is not real life. This nikka is fantasizing about having a better not real life. :dead:
 

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Home Depot don't even give employee discounts but when I roll in there and show the cashier my Coli profile
Dap to post ratio - they make a special discount for me
:manny:
 

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Got free VIP bottle service after the club owner saw my post/dap ratio:jawalrus:

He said he wanna be #GMB like me :mjlol:
 
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