Have yall ever been pursued by a thugged out dyke?

[charmander]

this shyt is terrifying

this gangsta ass bulldyke broad been callin me for months tryna get me to come chill with her, ever since like november

bytch is so dyked out....the first night that started all this shyt, she came in the store behind me and was dressed up and acting so mannish that i was talkin to her like she was a regular nikka, on some "whats up bruh you aight dog" shyt


so i hop back in the truck with my boy and she comes out the store and asks him for a ride across town, since they know each other he lets her hop in and the whole ride cross town we choppin it up and im steadily referring to her as a man on some "so what you got goin on tonight bro" shyt...mind you the bytch never bothered to correct me or nothin


so we get to where she tryna go, she gets out the truck and me and my boy start pullin off....he turns to me and says "ol girl cool as hell aint she bruh" and im lookin out the window and all on the side of the road tryna see what girl he talmbout, then he start busted out laughin sayin "man that was ol girl we just dropped off cmon nikka" i never woulda known it was a woman if he aint tell me


now ever since then, she been callin me at least once or twice a week talmbout "ay ganksta what ya doin im tryna come fukk with u and smoke somethin and fukk off"


i usually just hit her with some story and keep it movin...but i feel like i been lettin this shyt go on too long...she just called me again a minute ago talmbout "its friday ganksta u aint gonna come up here tonight and come chill with me? you know I DO wanna fukk with you"



to this day i have never even hinted im interested in her, i'm really not even aware of how she got my number unless it was thru a nikka we both know

what should i do brehs?

 

[charmander]

and before anyone says it, yes i am scared to check her about it and shut her down because she could prolly beat my ass and is prolly more official in the streets

 

[sanityovar8ted]

 

[Diondon]

Post a pic playa

 

[Food Mane]

and before anyone says it, yes i am scared to check her about it and shut her down because she could prolly beat my ass and is prolly more official in the streets

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[flea]

fukk it bro. p*ssy is p*ssy

 

[sanityovar8ted]

she might be trynna get pregnant tho, with you being lightskinned good hair and all

 

[charmander]

Post a pic playa

i don't even know her name or anything to pull pics of her up

but trust me when i say you aint missin nothin

 

[DarlingNikki]

You haven't told her that we're in love? Smh.

 

[Diondon]

i don't even know her name or anything to pull pics of her up

but trust me when i say you aint missin nothin

If she aint got no potential, curve that broad

 

[charmander]

she might be trynna get pregnant tho, with you being lightskinned good hair and all

around here it's definitely a possibility

i'll never forget one day bout 4 years ago i was walkin to the corner store with a couple of my brehs and this disgusting obese rhino lookin bytch hopped out a white geo storm and pulled me aside talmbout "i want your sperm, i want a baby with your sperm" that was literally how she broke the ice

she asked me for my number and i said i aint have one, she looked at the ipod touch i had in my hand and thought it was a phone so she was like "aight well heres my number whenever you're ready"

so im noddin my head like

while pretending to put her number into my ipod


i got janked for that shyt for weeks

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

So she wouldn't look hittable dressed up like a girl? If not then forget it


and I take that fukk off= fukk?

 

[no.]

Wait, if she's a lesbian, why is she so thirsty for that D?

and before anyone says it, yes i am scared to check her about it and shut her down because she could prolly beat my ass and is prolly more official in the streets

 

[Vilified not verified]

this shyt is terrifying

this gangsta ass bulldyke broad been callin me for months tryna get me to come chill with her, ever since like november

bytch is so dyked out....the first night that started all this shyt, she came in the store behind me and was dressed up and acting so mannish that i was talkin to her like she was a regular nikka, on some "whats up bruh you aight dog" shyt


so i hop back in the truck with my boy and she comes out the store and asks him for a ride across town, since they know each other he lets her hop in and the whole ride cross town we choppin it up and im steadily referring to her as a man on some "so what you got goin on tonight bro" shyt...mind you the bytch never bothered to correct me or nothin


so we get to where she tryna go, she gets out the truck and me and my boy start pullin off....he turns to me and says "ol girl cool as hell aint she bruh" and im lookin out the window and all on the side of the road tryna see what girl he talmbout, then he start busted out laughin sayin "man that was ol girl we just dropped off cmon nikka" i never woulda known it was a woman if he aint tell me


now ever since then, she been callin me at least once or twice a week talmbout "ay ganksta what ya doin im tryna come fukk with u and smoke somethin and fukk off"


i usually just hit her with some story and keep it movin...but i feel like i been lettin this shyt go on too long...she just called me again a minute ago talmbout "its friday ganksta u aint gonna come up here tonight and come chill with me? you know I DO wanna fukk with you"



to this day i have never even hinted im interested in her, i'm really not even aware of how she got my number unless it was thru a nikka we both know

what should i do brehs?

maybe she isn't aware that you have male genitalia.

 

[Boolean]

this disgusting obese rhino lookin bytch hopped out a white geo storm and pulled me aside talmbout "i want your sperm, i want a baby with your sperm" that was literally how she broke the ice

the visual