If she's not telling
I need dat slut-puppet as a smash buddy, like, tonight!

I need dat slut-puppet as a smash buddy, like, tonight!
I need dat slut-puppet as a smash buddy, like, tonight!
I shyt on someone every day but black women are my least targeted group. I spoke the truth. You probably just feelin some residual vapors from a sonning i gave you once upon a time and just feel compelled to start shyt.my nikka does a single day go by without you trying to shyt on black women?
Ordinary.I learned so much about women from LSA. It's like peeping behind the curtain and realizing the wizard isn't a damn wizard at all.![]()

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hope this shyt is
Back in the day my Santera told me to collect my period blood and feed it to my guy. I made five oatmeal cookies and gave them to him. He ate one and left the rest on the counter. his grandmother stopped by later that day and took the rest. i haven't talked to him in years but his grandmother e-mails me at least once a week. if it's not an email to say hi then I am part of some sort of mass mailing that she sends out. he's gone on and had a child and she told me that she looks at her and wishes that it were me.
Man If i found out some chick did this
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one of my closest patnas wears a fake wedding band cuz a lot of women fantasize about fukkin married men. had me like
nothing in that thread really surprises me though
some women are really bout that life, moreso than the biggest macks/players in the game
so does it work
in their closet.I agree you can learn a little bit about the "locker room" talk you assumed but some of these chicks living fantasy lives out here. Talking about stuff dudes "have" to do for them but yet they haven't been more than a AA booty call for the last 5 years talking about they about to hit the big leagues. Madam pleaseOne of the reasons why I lurk LSA, to read those scandalous tales those hoes wouldn't dare tell their future or current husbands. That and the relationship alley.
I'd recommend men lurk websites like that. You not only get a glimpse of the life your future wife is doing and will never tell you about, you can also pick up tips on dating. Too many of these nikkas are simple minded though, like who else better to teach you on how women think than other women? It's like the Konami code.
This on a mainly female site its too much cosigning and yaaaas girl because they don't want to offend each other so they aren't real with each other. I feel chicks do this IRL also. At least on here and most dudes period will tell cats they disagree or whatever the case is unlike alot of women who only do so when pissed.Women make for the worst dating coaches. They don't have a fukking clue when it comes to dating and most women don't even know what they fukking want
Basically on some pay no attention to that man behind the curtain steezeI learned so much about women from LSA. It's like peeping behind the curtain and realizing the wizard isn't a damn wizard at all.![]()
One of the reasons why I lurk LSA, to read those scandalous tales those hoes wouldn't dare tell their future or current husbands. That and the relationship alley.
I'd recommend men lurk websites like that. You not only get a glimpse of the life your future wife is doing and will never tell you about, you can also pick up tips on dating. Too many of these nikkas are simple minded though, like who else better to teach you on how women think than other women? It's like the Konami code.
naw, man, that is not a good idea....don't get me wrong, befriending chicks, getting to know them, etc. is cool, but do not get dating tips from females...they will tell you 1 of 2 things: 1) they'll tell you to play the game or 2) they'll tell you about all the shyt they fantasize about but don't actual fall for when dating.....basically, they'll tell you a bunch of shyt that wont help you when it comes to dating...
, suffice to say that it didn't workYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hope this shyt is
Back in the day my Santera told me to collect my period blood and feed it to my guy. I made five oatmeal cookies and gave them to him. He ate one and left the rest on the counter. his grandmother stopped by later that day and took the rest. i haven't talked to him in years but his grandmother e-mails me at least once a week. if it's not an email to say hi then I am part of some sort of mass mailing that she sends out. he's gone on and had a child and she told me that she looks at her and wishes that it were me.
Man If i found out some chick did this
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....... de fock ..........Like MF Doom said
Listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
when she's on the rag never let her fry the ragu
which will have you under some type of spell crying dag boo
her name on your back in a tattoo
Women would feed men their period blood back in the day to get them to fall in love
Alot of black women dont know how to get a good man or keep a good man so they just try to seduce a married man because they assume, if hes married, he must be a good man. They either want to validate themselves by saying *they could have a good man if they wanted* or just want to validate that men aint shyt by seducing/corrupting a good one.
(NOT ALL)For you bytch ass nikkas.

naw, man, that is not a good idea....don't get me wrong, befriending chicks, getting to know them, etc. is cool, but do not get dating tips from females...they will tell you 1 of 2 things: 1) they'll tell you to play the game or 2) they'll tell you about all the shyt they fantasize about but don't actual fall for when dating.....basically, they'll tell you a bunch of shyt that wont help you when it comes to dating...
you guys ain't never lied. I know a chick my whole team smashed. Well she had a dude that did all the "nice" guy shyt most female fantasize about and well, suffice to say that it didn't work