Have you dated a girl that was petty?

[Dixon Cider]

cause my girlfriend is probably more petty than a nikka in jail that keeps his soap inside a milk carton.

This was a mistake getting a lavish crib with her living in it.
Need a better bytch to come co-habit with me.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yup,

She can't use the same washcloth twice, she bleaches the entire bathroom before showering, after I piss she requests I use a wet wipe around the toilet to get up any urine droplets, she only shops at whole foods, I got to wear condoms, everyone showers before bed.

 

[wickedsm]

Calls you spic and ******
hasn't had sex with you in months
puts hands on you or tries to bait you into putting hands on her
takes your keys and leaves
and
petty

Yes I agree that was a mistake on your part.

 

[Jesus]

Yup,

She can't use the same washcloth twice, she bleaches the entire bathroom before showering, after I piss she requests I use a wet wipe around the toilet to get up any urine droplets, she only shops at whole foods, I got to wear condoms, everyone showers before bed.

Hit that bih upside the head and tell her who's boss....

 

[MJ Truth]

Yup,

She can't use the same washcloth twice, she bleaches the entire bathroom before showering, after I piss she requests I use a wet wipe around the toilet to get up any urine droplets, she only shops at whole foods, I got to wear condoms, everyone showers before bed.

 

[Dixon Cider]

Yup,

She can't use the same washcloth twice, she bleaches the entire bathroom before showering, after I piss she requests I use a wet wipe around the toilet to get up any urine droplets, she only shops at whole foods, I got to wear condoms, everyone showers before bed.

thinng that drains water after you shower has to be lowered
cant sleep on her pillows folded, can't use her printer
can't lay on her couch only sit
can't get floor wet after shower or foot rug wet after shower
fan and window and door need to be left open to de steam the shower
not allowed to do laundry during the day
shoes cant be on in house**** this is acceptable doe
can't leave my tv on hdmi 2 for the xbox when the dvr box is on hdmi1, will hear about how she can't watch tv for 30 minutes because shes too petty to hit the source button on the controller.

 

[deejay8595]

Y'all got it. More the reason to stay single....

 

[Calmye]

Yup,

She can't use the same washcloth twice, she bleaches the entire bathroom before showering, after I piss she requests I use a wet wipe around the toilet to get up any urine droplets, she only shops at whole foods, I got to wear condoms, everyone showers before bed.

seems like you got a good woman

 

[Calmye]

thinng that drains water after you shower has to be lowered
cant sleep on her pillows folded, can't use her printer
can't lay on her couch only sit
can't get floor wet after shower or foot rug wet after shower
fan and window and door need to be left open to de steam the shower
not allowed to do laundry during the day
shoes cant be on in house**** this is acceptable doe
can't leave my tv on hdmi 2 for the xbox when the dvr box is on hdmi1, will hear about how she can't watch tv for 30 minutes because shes too petty to hit the source button on the controller.

nikka is that your girl or your damn Mother. You got to put your foot down at some point breh.

 

[skeetsinternal]

thinng that drains water after you shower has to be lowered
cant sleep on her pillows folded, can't use her printer
can't lay on her couch only sit
can't get floor wet after shower or foot rug wet after shower
fan and window and door need to be left open to de steam the shower
not allowed to do laundry during the day
shoes cant be on in house**** this is acceptable doe
can't leave my tv on hdmi 2 for the xbox when the dvr box is on hdmi1, will hear about how she can't watch tv for 30 minutes because shes too petty to hit the source button on the controller.

Breh, I feel you. Mine don't even have bathrugs in her bathrooms. She got 2 full baths, and a half bathroom... No rugs! We share the no shoes in the house thing. Matte finish on her dashboard, no armorall, can't have plastic hangers they got to be wood, she a natural so all organics in her hair..So much petty stuff... Oh oh... The Paula Deen cookware got to look "pretty" hence no using it to cook

 

[Dixon Cider]

Breh, I feel you. Mine don't even have bathrugs in her bathrooms. She got 2 full baths, and a half bathroom... No rugs! We share the no shoes in the house thing. Matte finish on her dashboard, no armorall, can't have plastic hangers they got to be wood, she a natural so all organics in her hair..So much petty stuff... Oh oh... The Paula Deen cookware got to look "pretty" hence no using it to cook

Man my bytch shop at sprouts and trader joes and only uses organic shyt and picky as fukk we be at a restaurant she ask them
People bout 100 questions about the food. Oh and the cookware has to be a specially coated teflon that doesnt get into your food. Plus this bytch closes her ears when i wham some gangsta shyt