have you ever been catfished?!?!

[Doctor Gonzo]

I leave the washroom thinking where the fukk did he go. He couldn't have went out the door, we would've seen him. Ain't no windows in the washroom, he pulled some solid snake shyt. Then I look right in front of me.....the back door.



This fukking guy....

:wrangler:

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

When I was in 8th grade I was talkin to this kid I met through one of my friends. He went to a different school than I did, but he was cool as hell. Me and him would chop it up on the phone for forever and a day before we met.

He made it seem like he looked good as hell the way he described himself.


I forgot how long it took for us to legit meet, but when we did I was mad as hell.

This negro shows up looking like

I was like

Needless to say that was the end of our "going together".

 

[Mac071415]

Lakers in 5 fakkit.

Lakers in 5? Na. They can't even get over .500. ya bish

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[YouLoveMe]

Lakers in 5? Na. They can't even get over .500. ya bish

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[Mac071415]

That's alright. Relive the glory days cause its over. The crowning achievement of the Lakers this year will be getting 35 maybe wins.


Did I mention Kobe can't win without Phil already?

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[eastside313]

My boy met a chick off the chat line and plugged me with her girl. The bytch had the voice of a angel and sounded just like faith singing one more chance remix

She used to shyt on the chick my boy had and used to have me like at him. I'm like nikka yo ho fat and broke and he never said nothin bad about my bytch. Maaaaannnn when me and my cousin finally went to go see the bytch it was turribble just turribble.

bytch was huge, she had on a big dirty moo moo with some pro wings. Not only that the bytch had a gang of kids, at least 5. Then to make matters even worse we got shot at and chased off the block cause the ho next door was jockin my cousin and one of the nikkas on the block was hating cause she wouldn't fukk with him.

 

[YEAHitsHER]

When I was in 8th grade I was talkin to this kid I met through one of my friends. He went to a different school than I did, but he was cool as hell. Me and him would chop it up on the phone for forever and a day before we met.

He made it seem like he looked good as hell the way he described himself.


I forgot how long it took for us to legit meet, but when we did I was mad as hell.

This negro shows up looking like

I was like

Needless to say that was the end of our "going together".

I'm mad ur homegirl didn't put u up on game about how ole boy look..lol

 

[The_Sheff]

got myspace angled a few times :haha: bytch in the pic girl is like 150 she shows up shes 250

I think everyone can relate to that one. All it takes is once and you step your game up immediately.

 

[DreadHead P]

Ion know if this counts cause she just turned out to be bigger than I expected but I didn't have a problem with that, she still had a cute ass face

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I'm mad ur homegirl didn't put u up on game about how ole boy look..lol

Right. I was like

 

[Just Curious]

I was making plans to visit my friend at her college and she said she wanted to hook me up. On the phone dudes' voice was like 2 weeks later I show up on campus to see dude looking likea cross between flava flav and that alien from men in black

 

[threattonature]

I've had it happen twice to me. One I should've known something was up. This shorty was flat out gorgeous. So I hit her up on myspace on some hope and a prayer shyt. We started going back and forth. And her pictures she didn't look that big. Then she had these big breasts to go with it. So I'm hype as hell. Sending the pictures to my boys bragging. I meet her and she was big as hell. Still had the pretty ass face but by that point I was so disappointed I cut off all contact. I'd bump into her a few times in the gym and we'd have short casual convos but that was about it.

The other was on collegeclub.com. Don't even know how I started talking to her. Her name was Deelicious21 or some shyt like that. She would tell all these stories about guys checking her out, and always hitting on her. But she'd never upload a pic. I'm talking we talked for hours at a time online (I worked in a computer lab) for a couple of months but she'd never meet up or send a pic. Using the scanner excuse. Finally I was looking for a summer spot and she was looking to sublease. So me and my partner go check the place out and this chick was not cute in the least bit, fat as hell. I hadn't told my boy how I met her so I played it like I had never met her and bounced with the quickness.

 

[electric_fur]

I've met countless people from the net since I was 19, including two boyfriends, and I have never been catfished. I'm astounded it hasn't happened to me, tbh.

And by countless, I mean A LOT. I've met so many people from the net, it's a regular thing for me.