Have You Ever Done Something Heroic?? O_O No Mu'F'ing Quack In Here Neither!! O_o

[SouthPaw]

No Tales!!!

Real shyt! Have any of you wonderful guys ever done something heroic? .....

I have!

I do wonderful and brave things all the time but this story right here is paramount! I once saved a man's life!



I was living in Florida City around bout 2003 and I had to pass by this Jamaican Trap whenever I was coming or going to the corner store. Dude was really really rude. He tried to holla at me one day and I wasn't feeling him. I could barely understand his deep accent and he would always cat call me in front of his lil jamaican posse. So I had to shut him down!

Ever since then he would say little shyt when I passed by or talk shyt if I saw him in the store. I always ignored his rude ass.....

Well, one night..... I was walking to that same corner store and I saw a man in the distance layed out on the ground. As I got closer I realized it was the jamaican. He was trying to crawl back to his trap and his head was bust wide open!!!! Blood EVERYWHERE!!!!

I was like Oh my frigging GOD!!! You got fukked up!!

He couldn't speak and could barely move. I called an ambulance! I kneeled down on the ground and I told him I was going to tear his arab shirt to make a tourniquet for his head! Stop the bleeding. I asked was that okay and he mumbled yes and tried to nod a little. He was starting to lose consciousness....

I starting ripping the bottom of his shirt. I had to roll him over to tear it completely and I took it and started wrapping his head with the bands of shirt. I tucked it in real tight and he was able to sit up on the edge of the sidewalk until the ambulance arrived.

The paramedics told me I was smart and brave! That my fast thinking saved his life! I was a hero that day!!

I saw him a few weeks later passing by that same trap and he was verrrryyy polite

He said he had got stabbed in the head in an argument over gambling!

So there's my hero story! Wat about you?

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I got a bunch of them. The 1st one that came to mind was I was getting off the freeway on my way home from work. It was about 12:30am and I see this car run off the road. Well, I doubled back to see if anyone was alright. Well, driving up I slowed down and saw the car had both doors open. I looked a little further up and I see this white girl getting chased by this skinny white dude.

They made their way up to the funeral parlor and he decked her right on the steps then headed back to the car. I pulled up and told her, "If you want to call someone you can use my phone". Then I see him pull out a baseball bat at 1st, then he got back in the car and backed out like he was gonna try to hit my car. She was like, "he's gonna hit your car!!!!" I pulled off and called the police. Then by the time I came back, a black couple had stopped and the white girl was in the car with them. He drove by in the car and then came back around and acted like he was going to hit one of us.

I pulled up across the street and got my pistol out and ran over there by the black couple and the car. He pulled up and stopped like he was gonna do something. He pulled out the baseball bat and took 2 steps towards. I just upped my .40cal and told him if he took another step the funeral parlor was gonna have front door service. He jumped back in the car, backed up, and peeled off. By this time, the white girl's parents pulled up and they was talking to the black couple and me. I showed them where the police station was at to file a report. I even put my name down as a witness, but I never got a phone call.

 

[SouthPaw]

I got a bunch of them. The 1st one that came to mind was I was getting off the freeway on my way home from work. It was about 12:30am and I see this car run off the road. Well, I doubled back to see if anyone was alright. Well, driving up I slowed down and saw the car had both doors open. I looked a little further up and I see this white girl getting chased by this skinny white dude.

They made their way up to the funeral parlor and he decked her right on the steps then headed back to the car. I pulled up and told her, "If you want to call someone you can use my phone". Then I see him pull out a baseball bat at 1st, then he got back in the car and backed out like he was gonna try to hit my car. She was like, "he's gonna hit your car!!!!" I pulled off and called the police. Then by the time I came back, a black couple had stopped and the white girl was in the car with them. He drove by in the car and then came back around and acted like he was going to hit one of us.

I pulled up across the street and got my pistol out and ran over there by the black couple and the car. He pulled up and stopped like he was gonna do something. He pulled out the baseball bat and took 2 steps towards. I just upped my .40cal and told him if he took another step the funeral parlor was gonna have front door service. He jumped back in the car, backed up, and peeled off. By this time, the white girl's parents pulled up and they was talking to the black couple and me. I showed them where the police station was at to file a report. I even put my name down as a witness, but I never got a phone call.

So bad ass!!!!

 

[AllHolosEve]

damn, all i did was save a b!tch once, i lost....

 

[SouthPaw]

damn, all i did was save a b!tch once, i lost....

You ARE a hero!!

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I got a bunch of them. The 1st one that came to mind was I was getting off the freeway on my way home from work. It was about 12:30am and I see this car run off the road. Well, I doubled back to see if anyone was alright. Well, driving up I slowed down and saw the car had both doors open. I looked a little further up and I see this white girl getting chased by this skinny white dude.

They made their way up to the funeral parlor and he decked her right on the steps then headed back to the car. I pulled up and told her, "If you want to call someone you can use my phone". Then I see him pull out a baseball bat at 1st, then he got back in the car and backed out like he was gonna try to hit my car. She was like, "he's gonna hit your car!!!!" I pulled off and called the police. Then by the time I came back, a black couple had stopped and the white girl was in the car with them. He drove by in the car and then came back around and acted like he was going to hit one of us.

I pulled up across the street and got my pistol out and ran over there by the black couple and the car. He pulled up and stopped like he was gonna do something. He pulled out the baseball bat and took 2 steps towards. I just upped my .40cal and told him if he took another step the funeral parlor was gonna have front door service. He jumped back in the car, backed up, and peeled off. By this time, the white girl's parents pulled up and they was talking to the black couple and me. I showed them where the police station was at to file a report. I even put my name down as a witness, but I never got a phone call.

You saving these white hoes breh? ;troll:

I'ma just a joke /foreign dad tone

Good shyt man.

I talked a chick out of suicide once. It was an all nighter. She had been raped by her boss. She stopped fukking with me because I didn't want to have sex with her.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

I wouldn't call it necessary heroric but i've done things dat i guess could fall underneath dat umbrella.

I remember one time i was walkin to da Metra station one night downtown and i saw dis older lady walkin in front of me and saw some suspect ass nikka posted up across da street. Da older lady took her keys out and turned into a dark alley a short distance away from da store buddy was posted at and instead of me just continuing to walk i sort of slowed down and peeped her walkin towards her destination to make sure she got dere safe. Then continued on mah way.

Not sure what made me do dat but it's not da first time i've done some shyt like dat before.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Saved a toddler from drowning he fell in the deep end of my sisters pool and no one saw it

I jumpped in fully clothed and ruined my phone This little boy was at the bottom of the pool and literally had the face when I grabbed him....

 

[SouthPaw]

 

[Marci-Senpai]

i only could think of one time i did somthing heroic...well i wouldnt really call it heroic but natural instinct i saved my lil 2 year old cuz's life b4... lil niga and swallowed a 25 cent coin all i cud remember was that niga started choking and gasping for air and he hit the deck....i got scared as shyt 4 real man (i luv that lil niga man ) but i told that niga he wasnt gonna go out like that and i pulled the heimlick move on the lil homie and he spit that shyt out in no time...after that lil niga got up and acted like aint shyt happen and started playing around again not knowing he almost gave me a panic attack ...

 

[SouthPaw]

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

thread title


i busted a kid head open with a golf club before luckily for him i was able to get his sis to call the ambulance in time to attend to that gash (this was before cell phones era)

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I was in a hotel room in Canada and down the hall you could hear a bunch of commotion and women voices screaming. So I headed toward the noise and I could see the door was cracked open. I peeked in and a big ass Russian dude was stomping this girl out while her freind stooped in the corner screaming.

I buss in on my steez "Whats going on in here" dude looks up like "Mind your business" and continues to stomp ole girl out. So by this time I'm getting mad, I got my mom my wife and my daughter in our room so I'm feeling like Im protecting them by stopping this dude.

I grab him, he swings and misses. While he's off balance I grab him and we tussle out of the room and on the ground in the halway. So we're rolling around on the ground and my brother was just getting off the elevator, he runs up and straight David beckam kicks this dude in the head. Dude let's go and runs down the stairs.

I talk to the girls and they say they just met dude and he took them on a trip. They said he got mad when they didn't want to have a 3-some. I call them stupid for going on a trip with a dude they barely knew. They agreed but now they were stranded and scared dude would come back to finish the asswhoopins. We let them use our phone to call some family members back home for plane tickets. My mom gave them cab fare and they left. Never heard about two dead white girls layed up in toronto so I guess they made it

 

[Freedman]

I don't know if It was heroic cuz I was tryna hit but I stopped a dude when he was fighting this chick while she was on crutches and her arm was in a sling and then got into a stare down with him even tho I knew his patnas was some dudes I didn't want to have a meeting with especially with the chick starting the fight.

 

[ugksam]

saved random 6 year old boy who was getting pulled under water by rapids from drowning. i was young maybe 9 or 10 and almost drowned myself in the process because of the current and the weight of the kid. scary shyt.