Have You Ever Got Fake Number'd By A Chick?

[bogey_j]

one time in highschool...

there were these two chicks chilling at the park and one of them was staring at my boy hard, so we went over, he spit some game and got her number. we're all shootin' the shyt at this point and as a courtesy, I asked for her friends number she puts in my phone .

now the chick my homie pulled was 10X hotter, but I didn't wanna go home empty handed, so I chalk this up as a W for the both of us

the next day my boy is like 'yo call that chick up, lets all hang out. I don't have my phone with me'

so i'm like take out my phone and see the number she put in was some gibberish number. different area code and everything I try and save face by still calling the number and hear the operator saying some shyt about it being disconnected. my boys like 'whats up' I show him the number and he's like lol 'you got fake numbered'

all i could do was take my L.....

you coulda just said 'no' ya bishhh, damn

 

[Couth]

Once in high school. This female who was a year younger then me stopped me and started talking to me about where to get bud. Then she asked if i was tryna smoke that weekend and gave me her number to hit her up. She totally initiated all contact. I hit her up that saturday to see whats good and some asian dude answers the phone. Idk if she gave me the wrong number on accident, or purpose, or what. But i swerved her after that.

I can tell from the jump if a girl is really interested or if shes just being polite. If she seems disinterested i won't even accept her number i'll just leave.

 

[bogey_j]

Once in high school. This female who was a year younger then me stopped me and started talking to me about where to get bud. Then she asked if i was tryna smoke that weekend and gave me her number to hit her up. She totally initiated all contact. I hit her up that saturday to see whats good and some asian dude answers the phone. Idk if she gave me the wrong number on accident, or purpose, or what. But i swerved her after that.

I can tell from the jump if a girl is really interested or if shes just being polite. If she seems disinterested i won't even accept her number i'll just leave.

I swear some chicks get off on playing games like that

 

[bogey_j]

up

 

[Ohene]

but hell yea I have that shyt happens to many

 

[Heafcliffe]

Happened sometime ago. I was with the fellas in downtown DC near FBI bldg and the clubs. We driving and I'm in the front passenger seat and my boy who is driving looks over me and sees a car full of bitties (bout 4 of 'em). Him and my boy (in the back) are all engaged talking to 'em while I play it cool. They press me and I begin to talk to the first seat passenger in their car. I ask for the number and she quickly tears off a piece of paper and hands it to me without writing shyt. (Should've gotten the clue right there)

I sit back in the car seat preparing myself for the fukkery and open it. Shyt said "Sike-A-BooBoo." Though I took felt the resonance of the L, I started laughing like shyt. Bish had a whole sheet of "Sike-A-BooBoo's" ready to be peeled. It was a good one. Couldn't lie.

Trials of an average/ugly nikka, I guess.

 

[At30wecashout]

The reject hotline was the jam back in 05-06, so when I heard about it, I started making calls on the spot. Twice had girls lose their composure when I dial the number and play speakerphone aloud.

I was once given a reject hotline number by a homie I was supposed to ball with over the summer.
Don't gas me up and do that, bruh.

 

[MasterSpliffter]

Yea I did, told her "Can you repeat that back to me I didn't get it" bytch was like

 

[Smoke]

Yeah, bytch gave me the number to a Wal-Mart it was awhile ago and I didn't really grasp the concept of the curve at the time, so I'm changing each number at a time and calling it thinking I must've wrote it down wrong or something

 

[Still Benefited]

Bu bu but maybe her phone really was disconnected bruh....Ive had chicks give me the fake,and ive had chicks give me a number and tell me not to call them until Friday cuz they phone is cut off right now...maybe ol girl just forgot to give you those instructions

 

[YaBoy]

This song about getting curved always makes me laugh

 

[onelastdeath]

The reject hotline was the jam back in 05-06, so when I heard about it, I started making calls on the spot. Twice had girls lose their composure when I dial the number and play speakerphone aloud.

I was once given a reject hotline number by a homie I was supposed to ball with over the summer.
Don't gas me up and do that, bruh.

I got that shyt in 07

It actually hurt my feelings too

 

[flea]

Can't say I have. I gave a chick a wrong number once. some chubby chick who was pretty cute but I had a girl who was twice as bad so I shot her the wrong number. I regret that shyt though. Could of got some solid dome whenever my broad at the time acted up

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I've gotten the fake number before, but it's like basketball, you gonna miss some shots trying to score.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

yep...but all i did was dial the last 4 digits backwards after the 1st negative...

she played crazy but she got driven n wrecked...after a 14mins...