Once, when i got out of jail and was waiting for my ride at a QT in Gwinnett County.
I'm already annoyed, cuz if you go to jail with cash on you, when you get released, they cut you a check.
After the QT clerk, advises me she can't cash it, I'm pissed as I'm waiting on my BM to come pick me up.
A car pulls up, but it's what used to be a car... Windshield cracked, no hood, no front bumper...like imagine if a car that went through several crash tests was someone's main vehicile.
I was legitimately dumbfounded the shyt could drive, so I'm looking as this muthafukka pulling into the parking spot with disbelief.
Old Ken hops out, and i can tell he noticed my reaction to his vehicle cuz he hops out at, spits some tobacco at the ground and casualangrily asks, "fukk you looking at, ******?"
I casualcastically replied: "Nice car."
The fact that that cac was so pressed by a nicca being disgusted by his car, literally made my day until my BM showed up.
White folk are hilarious with the shyt they get affronted by.