SouthPaw
aka POUND PUPPY
Yooooo!! This shyt is outta control!!!!!
I'm at the gas station near my house and 2 spanish dudes pull up in a new Audi sports car
The one in the driver seat hops out and the attendant buzzed us in together. The guy is kinda cute. Looks to be late 20's or early 30's, He's short and he smells really good. He held the door open for me and asked the usual "Damn Ma, what you finna do? You got a man?...."
I smile and say I just came to grab something, and I go down the aisle... When I get to the counter he's behind me. He told the cashier to put my danishes and dutches with his stuff. He pulled out a big ass knot and paid for everything. I wait for him and walk outside to exchange numbers. We're by the car and his homeboy is inside looking just as fresh!
The Chico I was talking to was crisp from head to toe. Had on a nice ass watch and a fresh haircut! A nice chain! So I'm putting his number in my phone and he says. "I see you finna go smoke out. You just smoke weed?" ...
I'm like yeah that's all I do, and I drink every once in a blue moon. What about you? What you do?? ..... He says "Man I do DRUGSSSS.... Heavy drugs....."
I'm like what you mean?? You on pills? Coke what????
He says..... I smoke BOULDERS! CRACK!! .......
Fool what???
His muthafukking eyes lit up like that nikka won the lottery!!
"Yes I love crack!! I be getting fukked up! I done did it all! Pills, coke, shooting up.............. I be getting fukked up!"
ME:
You look so good to be a crackhead....
HIM: "I know! Everybody says that...."
ME: Damn man! You need to stop or never tell nobody that shyt again! People will take advantage of you!
HIM: "Yeah you right..... you gonna call me sexy??"
ME: ..................................
I'm sorry.... I think Imma pass but thank you for the dutches and be safe.....
I'm at the gas station near my house and 2 spanish dudes pull up in a new Audi sports car
The one in the driver seat hops out and the attendant buzzed us in together. The guy is kinda cute. Looks to be late 20's or early 30's, He's short and he smells really good. He held the door open for me and asked the usual "Damn Ma, what you finna do? You got a man?...."
I smile and say I just came to grab something, and I go down the aisle... When I get to the counter he's behind me. He told the cashier to put my danishes and dutches with his stuff. He pulled out a big ass knot and paid for everything. I wait for him and walk outside to exchange numbers. We're by the car and his homeboy is inside looking just as fresh!
The Chico I was talking to was crisp from head to toe. Had on a nice ass watch and a fresh haircut! A nice chain! So I'm putting his number in my phone and he says. "I see you finna go smoke out. You just smoke weed?" ...
I'm like yeah that's all I do, and I drink every once in a blue moon. What about you? What you do?? ..... He says "Man I do DRUGSSSS.... Heavy drugs....."
He says..... I smoke BOULDERS! CRACK!! .......
His muthafukking eyes lit up like that nikka won the lottery!!
ME:
HIM: "I know! Everybody says that...."
ME: Damn man! You need to stop or never tell nobody that shyt again! People will take advantage of you!
HIM: "Yeah you right..... you gonna call me sexy??"
ME: ..................................
I don't care how nice or put together they may seem.... 
There's ALWAYS crazy underneath!
That shyt was cray!