Having a girlfriend who plays you in videogames appreciation

[Sierra Mist]

A black female gamer is as rare as a pink unicorn. You guys must be dating white girls or some shyt (or average/unattractive/overweight girls who don't invest in personal hygiene).

She's not white. She's cute and gorgeous. She's far from overweight. She's clean and smells good all the time too.

 

[colicolicoli]

Dudes are always surprised when I tell them I play Halo...and they will hop on a game with me just playing around and shyt until I get in that bootyhole a few times and they start playing for real.

Most of the dudes that I talk to are more into sports games which I suck at though. I remember playing my ex in NCAAF and actually coming within 21, I was proud of myself.

Got my Andy Reid on, all pass plays.

 

[yawn]

Dudes are always surprised when I tell them I play Halo...and they will hop on a game with me just playing around and shyt until I get in that bootyhole a few times and they start playing for real.

I'd beat you in Halo and then beat you in real life morena bruja.

 

[Arcavian]

I had a girl that was down to play anything, she bought me fallout 3 when we broke up

 

[colicolicoli]

I'd beat you in Halo and then beat you in real life morena bruja.

I'd give you the beats live on tinychat. And I saw you dap Juicy's post.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Dudes are always surprised when I tell them I play Halo...and they will hop on a game with me just playing around and shyt until I get in that bootyhole a few times and they start playing for real.

Most of the dudes that I talk to are more into sports games which I suck at though. I remember playing my ex in NCAAF and actually coming within 21, I was proud of myself.

Got my Andy Reid on, all pass plays.

Back in the day the best shyt to do was go up to random people and say "but you can't beat me in Halo 2 doe " and watch their entire moods switch.


The biggest fighting words back in the day that would kill any mood and make nikkas mad....


"Bet you can't beat me in that Halo 2 doe. "

 

[yawn]

I'd give you the beats live on tinychat. And I saw you dap Juicy's post.

let me beat @Binary first then you get the beats after that.

at the tinychat idea. I get to see you cry while you die

 

[Binary]

Dudes are always surprised when I tell them I play Halo...and they will hop on a game with me just playing around and shyt until I get in that bootyhole a few times and they start playing for real.

Most of the dudes that I talk to are more into sports games which I suck at though. I remember playing my ex in NCAAF and actually coming within 21, I was proud of myself.

Got my Andy Reid on, all pass plays.

They don't believe I'm black or a girl. Always taking cheap shots but then I

 

[AAKing23]

Can't have no bytches beating me in 2k




I wouldn't be able to live it down

 

[Brandon M.]

wtf, i dont even play video games, so my girl bettttttttttttttttttttttttttta not

 

[AVXL]

nikkas who can't attract women 1 starring my thread (again). Nothing new. Just another day of the Cinnaminty GOD making these nikkas mad.

Anyway she might be beating my ass at a lot of this new shyt but games like GoldenEye and Street Fighter 2? I hope.

Say breh, I've read a lot of your posts & assume you're a dude, but why you calling yourself "Cinnaminty" I ain't dissin, but WTF breh

 

[Sierra Mist]

Say breh, I've read a lot of your posts & assume you're a dude, but why you calling yourself "Cinnaminty" I ain't dissin, but WTF breh

It's a portmanteau of cinnamon and minty. Cinnamon from my skin tone and minty is a word I use for vagina that's so refreshing it's like mint.

It's just like how mochaccina is a portmanteau of mocha, cappuccino and something else which I won't say on here.

 

[FluffyCorleone]