Having a Great Boss Appreciation

[A.V.]

My boss is an ex-Marine who went into social work for 20 years before deciding that people aren't shyt and he didn't want to help them anymore. He's always talking about how the 70s were the greatest decade ever and every day he reminds us of how many days he has left until retirement.

He's always pulling me aside to tell me he'd fukk whatever random woman passes through our office.

Our relationship works because we're both very immature :harden:

Co-workers/bosses like that are always

nikkas help make the day go by on some rah-rah shyt...

 

[Squirtle]

If it sounds too good to be true.....
My boss is an old Guyanese skunt b*stard I can't stand him. Lately I've been being a smart ass with him but for some reason he seems to like it

 

[Soundwave]

Co-workers/bosses like that are always

nikkas help make the day go by on some rah-rah shyt...

He's always talking about how we're going to miss him when the new stuffed shirt comes in ... I can honestly say I'll never have a boss like him again. He even gave me a couple of his old hunting knives ... just in case

Even better when you start a new job only to find out your direct supervisor is a bad Iranian bish you fukked in high school, haven't seen since, and didn't end on a bad note.

Spoiler

*Rick Ross voice* What did I do to deserve this??

MOAR PLZ THX

 

[Miggs]

I expect a hookup in the near future YEP!

 

[GoPro]

I be having 2 hours lunch breaks at least twice a week . I'm leaving soon, but Im gonna miss this nicca. Watch my next boss be a slave driver tho . Only if the pay is worth it though

 

[A.V.]

He's always talking about how we're going to miss him when the new stuffed shirt comes in ... I can honestly say I'll never have a boss like him again. He even gave me a couple of his old hunting knives ... just in case



MOAR PLZ THX

Shorty called me in from my desk on my third day after a call b/c she was monitoring me, into her office and closed the door behind her...I was like ...first thing she said was "I like your shirt.......oh, and your shoes too..." I was like on the outside but on this inside. She ten times badder now, I smashed like 7 years ago...




This is bout to be epic

 

[Banned Account12]

I started my new job today and the boss is the coolest middle eastern man I've ever met in my life.

He said I can bring friends in, get hook ups on booths at the club etc (which is kinda pointless since I don't like clubbing but whatevs). He pretty much said as long as I get my shyt done, he'll take very good care of me. PLUS he listens to me and takes my opinions seriously

Why wasn't my old boss like this?
I'm going to be here for a while

sound like he just wanna fukk

 

[Binary]

sound like he just wanna fukk

Never mix business with pleasure.