Having a mother who cant cook unappreciation.

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My entire life ive had to :scusthov: at home cooked meals.
Moms cant cook worth a damn. Even the simplest meals, she can't properly cook rice in a rice cooker without it coming out dry as sand. :heh:
Had to stop letting her cook my breakfast around 16 because she kept burning the eggs. :sadcam:
The entire summer ive been living off take-out and microwavable foods. :noah:
Burning a whole in my pocket but i have no choice. :noah:
 

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My entire life ive had to :scusthov: at home cooked meals.
Moms cant cook worth a damn. Even the simplest meals, she can't properly cook rice in a rice cooker without it coming out dry as sand. :heh:
Had to stop letting her cook my breakfast around 16 because she kept burning the eggs. :sadcam:
The entire summer ive been living off take-out and microwavable foods. :noah:
Burning a whole in my pocket but i have no choice. :noah:

How is this possible with years of practice to get at least one thing right?
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You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti
 

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You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti

sounds like when I made spaghetti for my mom with pasta, not draining the water, adding sauce then spam balls to it as a kid

:scusthov: @ if she actually ate it, I dont think she did, fukk you mom!!!
 

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I feel ya pain brehs:sadcam:

Moms always OVERCOOKS EVERYTHING... She thinks you'll get sick if you don't...

What you know bout chewing through a pork chop that makes your teeth hurt:to:
 

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Its not that my mother couldn't cook, its just that she didn't feel like cooking :manny: so I primarily learned from my father and grandmother on how to cook.
 

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You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti

:wtf:

And you didn't call child protective services on her........ :smh:
 
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