Having Gas in the Barber chair Unappreciation

[Dog Based Gremlin]

ill never forget going to the barbershop, and big dude was cutting my hair and i could feel my stomach rumbling and he kept stopping and starting my haircut to watch "Kings of Comedy"

i was in the chair like at one point, i even told him, "you mind if i go to the bathroom real quick?"

he looked at me like " i guess so nikka"

i went in, turned on the water and tried to clinch my buttcheeks to suppress the farts, one of them slipped out and made a trumpet sound though

but then i got back in the chair, and my stomach was churning all over again so i held in my farts and sweated on my forehead all till the end of the haircut




i bring this up because i need a haircut today but i had "taco bell" last night

 

[Renkz]

Go another day, one fart can scew up your haircut or worse your hairline

 

[Boogie]

ill never forget going to the barbershop, and big dude was cutting my hair and i could feel my stomach rumbling and he kept stopping and starting my haircut to watch "Kings of Comedy"

i was in the chair like at one point, i even told him, "you mind if i go to the bathroom real quick?"

he looked at me like " i guess so nikka"

i went in, turned on the water and tried to clinch my buttcheeks to suppress the farts, one of them slipped out and made a trumpet sound though

but then i got back in the chair, and my stomach was churning all over again so i held in my farts and sweated on my forehead all till the end of the haircut




i bring this up because i need a haircut today but i had "taco bell" last night

Nasty ass nikka I would ban you from my shop :scustya:

 

[TheDragon23]

The worse is having a runny nose and needing to blow it

 

[Larry Lobster]

Having gas at work

 

[Non Sequitur]

The worse is having a runny nose and needing to blow it

Or if your nose itches

 

[TheDragon23]

Or if your nose itches

yeh thats annoying but usually i can just ask my barber to rub my nose with his crotch area so thats ok

 

[Non Sequitur]

yeh thats annoying but usually i can just ask my barber to rub my nose with his crotch area so thats ok

Your barber seems like a nice guy

 

[TheDragon23]

Your barber seems like a nice guy

yeh hes the best rly

 

[Colilluminati]

What about your barber having gas

 

[Mr Rager]

I swear my barber does everything except cut my hair. This dude was playing chess once, haircut took a damn hour

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I swear my barber does everything except cut my hair. This dude was playing chess once, haircut took a damn hour

yo my dad dont understand how long it takes to get s haircut at these hood areas.

My dad gave up and goes to ''Supercuts''

 

[Non Sequitur]

yo my dad dont understand how long it takes to get s haircut at these hood areas.

My dad gave up and goes to ''Supercuts''

Let us say a prayer for your father's hairline

 

[Ricky Church]

I'm in the barbershop right now dying. My boy lookin' like "the fukk wrong wit u?"

 

[kp404]

ill never forget going to the barbershop, and big dude was cutting my hair and i could feel my stomach rumbling and he kept stopping and starting my haircut to watch "Kings of Comedy"

i was in the chair like at one point, i even told him, "you mind if i go to the bathroom real quick?"

he looked at me like " i guess so nikka"

i went in, turned on the water and tried to clinch my buttcheeks to suppress the farts, one of them slipped out and made a trumpet sound though

but then i got back in the chair, and my stomach was churning all over again so i held in my farts and sweated on my forehead all till the end of the haircut




i bring this up because i need a haircut today but i had "taco bell" last night

Like the nikka was annoyed by you asking to go to the bathroom; that's the perfect smiley for that