Having to leave the club because your drunk homie got kicked out unappreciation

[Buckeye Fever]

This past saturday, it was boys' night out, so me & 3 of my homies hopped in the big homie's ride and went clubbin.

We all on the floor dancin', talkin to the ladies(i wasnt. Im married), and we hear this comotion towards the front.

We go up there and our homie has tears runnin down his face and he is drunk as fukk. Security is carryin him towards the exit and he looks one of the bouncers in the eye and pleads "fukk ME! PLEASE fukk ME!" Then his did some rapid lizard lick shyt wit his tongue

nikkaz in the club was lookin at our crew like

We left because we came together, we leave together, but that shyt was embarrassing

 

[ltheghost]

DAMNIT!!!!! I've had that happen several times but it would lead to my homie always fighting somebody. This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

But the real killer is when everyone gets up to the club and ONE nikka forgot his ID!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

DAMNIT!!!!! I've had that happen several times but it would lead to my homie always fighting somebody. This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

But the real killer is when everyone gets up to the club and ONE nikka forgot his ID!!!!!!

Every crew has a fukk up

Either the confrontational nikka, or the perverted nikka who grabs every ass and tity that passes by





































Ive been both

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

How many times has this happened?

 

[illadope]

Me & my peoples got kicked out the strip club recently because my friend decided to pick up the money from the stage to try to pay for a dance from another girl im surprised we didnt get beat up haha

 

[Buckeye Fever]

How many times has this happened?

A few.

I got kicked out once on the eve of the super bowl where janet flashed dem t*ts

I drunk a whole 5th of paul masson, fell in a snow bank, went into the club and sat indian style in the middle of the floor with snow in my hair. No joke, on my life breh. This was in Champaign, IL. Embarrassing as fukk

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"

To be fair, she should have just grabbed his dikk if she didn't want any problems. I think most of us can agree that she was cruising for a bruising the moment she decided not to comply. She knew what it was.

 

[ltheghost]

Imagine being drunk as hell outside of the Palace of Auburn Hills the night of the Artest brawl....and your nikkas trying to fight the security because they weren't letting anyone in the Palace because the fight broke out.....Damn near got arrested twice...We didn't know what was going on...but that incredible hulk had nikkas thinking they were invincible!

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Odds are you knew your friend was a fukk up before you brought him and fed him liquor

 

[Another Man]

DAMNIT!!!!! I've had that happen several times but it would lead to my homie always fighting somebody. This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

But the real killer is when everyone gets up to the club and ONE nikka forgot his ID!!!!!!

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

Then again...

 

[Ronnie Lott]

DAMNIT!!!!! I've had that happen several times but it would lead to my homie always fighting somebody. This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

But the real killer is when everyone gets up to the club and ONE nikka forgot his ID!!!!!!

 

[Bunchy Carter]

DAMNIT!!!!! I've had that happen several times but it would lead to my homie always fighting somebody. This nikka one night punched this dude's bytch right in the face because "She wouldn't grab my dikk"...he was always doing some wild shyt.

But the real killer is when everyone gets up to the club and ONE nikka forgot his ID!!!!!!

Naw the real killer is when everyone push to the club and one of your homies decide to wear a white t; and the bouncer says no white t. Then somebody has to drive back to get a button down for the clown who still thinks it's 2004.

One time my boi got kick out the club for his birthday party because he grabbed some chicks ass and they caught it on tape. The homie was saying it he did not do it and she drunk and they pulled him to the side and showed him the tape. The homie was like yall got me. We all were laughing the whole ride home because in the video you can see the homies hand going to the bytch ass . Even the security guards were laughing because it was so fukking noticeable.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Nothing worse than ur friend being a promotor for the club and get Us all kicked out before we can even get in because of her big mouth and drunk antics

Hearts club closed down now tho

#toliveAnddieinchicago