Having to leave the club because your drunk homie got kicked out unappreciation

[The Goodz]

Security is carryin him towards the exit and he looks one of the bouncers in the eye and pleads "fukk ME! PLEASE fukk ME!" Then his did some rapid lizard lick shyt wit his tongue

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Then his did some rapid lizard lick shyt wit his tongue

 

[Supercoolmayo]

 

[Tommy Knocks]

ya mans was just tryin to get his booty popped, kicking him out the club was out of line. next time tell him to pop it and drop it.

sometimes

is better than

 

[3rdWorld]

Had a Kenyan friend in college that would constantly get us involved in scuffles over other men's women..sometimes we'd be outnumbered as fukk.
He couldnt tell the difference between an occupied female and a free single one, and would basically try strong arm them after rejection.

 

[FocusedDaily]

Got kicked out of Magic City two weeks ago. Was kicking it hard too. Was getting late on a Saturday night like 2am it's crowded, but we had bottles and tables right by the stage so we were cool. then some bum a$$ dude tries to blend in with our group, then has the nerve to grab a bottle and start to fix a drink. My nicca who bought the last bottle went in on him, then the dude got loud cause he got called out, so of course the whole squad hops up to back our guy who's drunk and loudly sonning breh for trying to steal a drink.

Security instantly and escorts the whole crew out. I got priceless video of him clowing all the way out the door to the car. He was so turnt we had to literally pick him up and throw him in the back seat lol.
Still a great night tho..

 

[daboywonder2002]

thats why you drive your own car. meet your homies there.

 

[BlackAchilles]

One time a friend of mine got us 86'd from two bars in the same night. The first one some girl was passing out samples of firefly vodka, she had a few left over and set the tray down and dude just helped himself ... some nikkas got no self control

 

[Ooh Marty]

Keep the stories coming brehs