Look... i know it's american's custom to BRING something to a party. ANd that's admirable in a way (because Caribbean mofos just show up drink your liquor and leave 
). But when a breh tells yo just come he means JUST COME.
So i threw a little party at the house on friday. It was really my homegirl's idea so she invited some of her peoples and we all had an early Halloween party.
SO mofos calling and texting asking me what to bring. Mind you I already had 4 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of rum, a case of 24 heinekens, 2 Bottles of vodka, A huge bottle of Tequila and some Crown Royal my boy was gonna bring plenty other drinks.
So all other mofos coming texting me asking what to bring I kept forwarding the same text message to all of them: "No need to bring anything. Just come we got plenty of alcohol"
And what to they do? ALL these mofos (every single one) bring a 12 pack or bottle of something. We had 22 people come over. My case of 24 Heinekens didnt even get touched. I got so much fukking been in the fukking house i dont have space in my fridge nor coolers (nor my kitchen even) to put it. I'm looking at all the left over unopened alcohol like "where the fukk am i gonna put all this shyt?"
). But when a breh tells yo just come he means JUST COME.So i threw a little party at the house on friday. It was really my homegirl's idea so she invited some of her peoples and we all had an early Halloween party.
SO mofos calling and texting asking me what to bring. Mind you I already had 4 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of rum, a case of 24 heinekens, 2 Bottles of vodka, A huge bottle of Tequila and some Crown Royal my boy was gonna bring plenty other drinks.
So all other mofos coming texting me asking what to bring I kept forwarding the same text message to all of them: "No need to bring anything. Just come we got plenty of alcohol"
And what to they do? ALL these mofos (every single one) bring a 12 pack or bottle of something. We had 22 people come over. My case of 24 Heinekens didnt even get touched. I got so much fukking been in the fukking house i dont have space in my fridge nor coolers (nor my kitchen even) to put it. I'm looking at all the left over unopened alcohol like "where the fukk am i gonna put all this shyt?"
