Headspace App Is The Move If You Wanna Learn To Meditate

[Dad]

I'm new and learning to how to meditate & the power of the mind.

My youngin copped me a year subscription & I'm 2 weeks in and I swear this app has
worked wonders for me. If you're a rookie to the meditation like me, I highly recommend giving it a try.

 

[Groanman]

I tried meditation.
But I couldn't stop thinking about fukking various chicks.
Is something wrong with me?

 

[Dad]

I tried meditation.
But I couldn't stop thinking about fukking various chicks.
Is something wrong with me?

Nah, breh allow the thoughts to come in and accept them.

 

[Groanman]

Nah, breh allow the thoughts to come in and accept them.

Oh yeah?
I thought you were supposed to think about nothingness.

Cool. I'll try to start meditating again!

 

[levitate]

Damn, we need apps for everything now.

I feel for our future selves who will need apps to urinate.

 

[Dad]

Oh yeah?
I thought you were supposed to think about nothingness.

Cool. I'll try to start meditating again!

Boosie was'nt built in a day, breh. It's baby steps, you'll get to a point where you can empty your mind.

 

[Stir Fry]

My head is always empty

 

[Dad]

My head is always empty

 

[RAX 010]

An app for meditation?
Does it play sounds and music or something?

 

[Dad]

An app for meditation?
Does it play sounds and music or something?

nah, it walks you through the steps of meditating Meditation in the Digital Age - Headspace

 

[Vandelay]

Damn, we need apps for everything now.

I feel for our future selves who will need apps to urinate.

Take a piss, and your phone will tell you if the drugs you did the night before are out of your system.

 

[RandomDudeOnColi]

I tried meditation.
But I couldn't stop thinking about fukking various chicks.
Is something wrong with me?

Only on the coli.

 

[levitate]

Take a piss, and your phone will tell you if the drugs you did the night before are out of your system.

Take a piss and use the app to choose what color and smell you'd like it to be.

I think I'd go with sky blue and cotton-candy.

 

[Vandelay]

Take a piss and use the app to choose what color and smell you'd like it to be.

I think I'd go with sky blue and cotton-candy.

Black and licorice for me.