Help me become more manly

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

I'm obviously a male, but I don't feel like a MAN. I just don't feel like I inspire feelings of respect/attention in people.

I'm currently in college, majoring in marketing. Facial wise, I could still pass for a 9th grader. That's not a benefit, I'm still ugly as hell I just look like a young ugly nikka. On top of that, I have a noticeable lazy eye due to health reasons & little kids either laugh at me or stare at me with the face & I feel like, while adults don't necessarily do that, they're thinking it in their mind.

My only manly feature is that I'm pretty tall (6 feet) but I'm still fat Not on no Viscera/Big Pun ish but you can definitely tell I'm overweight.

Since I can't drive due to low vision, I don't know anything about cars/mechanicsI catch the county busNo girl wants anything to do with a nikka riding the bus Miami is a car-centric city so I know ppl be like "Look at this bum ass nikka " when they see me walking. On top of that, I still live with my mom And I don't know how to fix stuff around the house, I'm not technically sound

Due to my poor health, I couldn't play contact sports I suck at them anyway

I know, I know, I can't be so down on myself, but every so often I think of myself, and I think of the Big T vs. DNA battle, when Big T said "nikka, HOW YOU GON BE UGLY AND SOFT?!?!"

 

[Food Mane]

 

[Freedman]

I don't know what a man feels like to tell you

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

this is the wrong place for that

if anything you should just learn to accept yourself for who you are and be confident

and go to the gym

and to never be afraid to eat the butt

 

[flea]

hahahahahhaha how can you be ugly AND soft aw man that’s too fukking funny

 

[FukYaFeelings]

Nikka u ain’t got no daddy in your life

Guess if u did he ain’t do a good job smh

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Not reading all that depressing shyt


Hit the gym

 

[WaveGang]

Fake beard like a butch lesbian or go gym

 

[lurker emeritus]

two words:
masculine frame

 

[Brolic Scholar]

So you’re basically Forest Whitaker.

Here’s what you do OP.

Grow a goatee and dress the part (leave the young trendy clothes alone). Maybe get some glasses with non prescription lenses to take the focus off your lazy eye.

After that, start practicing your conversation with average women. Don’t be discouraged. Find something in your immediate surroundings to talk about and try to get them to laugh without being corny. Don’t say “smile” or compliment them. Just be witty and exude confidence. Don’t overdo it though.

Start there and report back.

 

[poppastoppa]

Sheeeitt, I don't know what to tell ya breh. Why can't you learn to fix stuff?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Stop jacking off.
Hit the gym.
Stop giving a fukk about what the world thinks of you.

Do this for a year, Then you will be a man.

 

[Clark Griswold]

For starters I suggest you change your major from marketing to STEM or computers because you will never make it in corporate America with that loser mentality.

How in the hell can you market or sell something and you aren’t even confident yourself?

 

[Luke Cage]

nikka just give up.

and making a thread like this is not going to help,

soft ass nikka

 

[BigMan]

Call your father

EDIT: nvm you got worse issues than i thought