Exec at work keeps complimenting my physique (cause I wear fitted dress shirts to get the ladies wet, not him!). Today he says
"Don't forget leg day!"
in the most moist voice ever evoked and asks me where I work out. I tell him
"at home
".
He then tells me "You need to join the Blink near the office to do legs and we can spot each other: shaq:"
I nervously laugh and look around and ppl are hitting me with 
.
I say "Yea, I'll think about it
"
I would've told him money is tight(like I'd prefer to keep my bootyhole) but I just got a promotion and fat raise, so he'd a known that was a lie.
So I go to my boss to ask his advice. This pooputt mother fukker tells me
"
Sometimes you gotta get penetrated to get elevated. Better 
than me" and went back to playing mobile strike.
Iono what to do!
"Don't forget leg day!"
in the most moist voice ever evoked and asks me where I work out. I tell him
"at home
". He then tells me "You need to join the Blink near the office to do legs and we can spot each other: shaq:"
I nervously laugh and look around and ppl are hitting me with . I say "Yea, I'll think about it
"I would've told him money is tight(like I'd prefer to keep my bootyhole) but I just got a promotion and fat raise, so he'd a known that was a lie.
So I go to my boss to ask his advice. This pooputt mother fukker tells me
"
Sometimes you gotta get penetrated to get elevated. Better than me" and went back to playing mobile strike.Iono what to do!
