HELP! Think I'm getting sexually harrased by an undercover swashbuckler!

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Exec at work keeps complimenting my physique (cause I wear fitted dress shirts to get the ladies wet, not him!). Today he says

"Don't forget leg day!":wrist:

in the most moist voice ever evoked and asks me where I work out. I tell him
"at home :birdman:".
He then tells me "You need to join the Blink near the office to do legs and we can spot each other: shaq:"
:damn: I nervously laugh and look around and ppl are hitting me with :mjpls::sas2::steviej:.
I say "Yea, I'll think about it:francis:"

I would've told him money is tight(like I'd prefer to keep my bootyhole) but I just got a promotion and fat raise, so he'd a known that was a lie.

So I go to my boss to ask his advice. This pooputt mother fukker tells me

":manny: Sometimes you gotta get penetrated to get elevated. Better :ufdup: than me" and went back to playing mobile strike.

:why:

Iono what to do!
 

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Let him sexuallyy harass you until you have enough evidence to sue the company for a million.

You reported to your manager and he did shyt and he's obligated to go to hr.


Option b. Quit.

Option c. Check that exec and fukk getting promoted.
 
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