Help! What would a real friend do?

[End Cruelty]

I've been trying to get in touch with my homegirl for about 2 weeks. I call every few days but she hasn't picked up. It's not really unusual, I do the same thing if I'm busy.

I called her today and got a text saying that someone has found her phone and they are leaving it. It's at a fairly big park but I'm pretty familiar with it. Should I go get the phone and surprise my homie or just say fukk it and be like...

"Heard you got a new phone, bytch! "

What would a real friend do?

This isn't a joke, I'm actually trying to make a decision in the next 30 minutes or so.

 

[MikelArteta]

Simp breh

 

[sanityovar8ted]

U need to check n make sure she not dead.

 

[End Cruelty]

Simp breh

It will be my greatest simp act to date if I do this, though. That's why I'm conflicted.

 

[Remote]

Simp breh

This dude....

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I've been trying to get in touch with my homegirl for about 2 weeks. I call every few days but she hasn't picked up. It's not really unusual, I do the same thing if I'm busy.

I called her today and got a text saying that someone has found her phone and they are leaving it. It's at a fairly big park but I'm pretty familiar with it. Should I go get the phone and surprise my homie or just say fukk it and be like...

"Heard you got a new phone, bytch! "

What would a real friend do?

This isn't a joke, I'm actually trying to make a decision in the next 30 minutes or so.

Is your on any social networking sites? Look her up (if she's not already friends with you) and send her a message. If you exert reasonable effort to contact her and there is no such way, then go about your life. You tried

 

[Dwolf]

I've been trying to get in touch with my homegirl for about 2 weeks. I call every few days but she hasn't picked up. It's not really unusual, I do the same thing if I'm busy.

I called her today and got a text saying that someone has found her phone and they are leaving it. It's at a fairly big park but I'm pretty familiar with it. Should I go get the phone and surprise my homie or just say fukk it and be like...

"Heard you got a new phone, bytch! "

What would a real friend do?

This isn't a joke, I'm actually trying to make a decision in the next 30 minutes or so.

What kind of phone is it?

 

[Ricky Church]

I hope I really don't have to tell you to NOT go to an UNFAMILIAR PARK, AT NIGHT, ALONE.

 

[End Cruelty]

Is your on any social networking sites? Look her up (if she's not already friends with you) and send her a message. If you exert reasonable effort to contact her and there is no such way, then go about your life. You tried

At the moment I don't have anyway to contact her but I believe she's probably at home. I can't even drive over there. It would be about an hour walk in 100 F heat (it's vegas so i'm kinda used to it, but still.). However, I'm high enough that I convinced I'll somehow get an HJ (handjob) out of the situation. Plus I have nothing to do at this particular moment.

 

[End Cruelty]

I hope I really don't have to tell you to NOT go to an UNFAMILIAR PARK, AT NIGHT, ALONE.

But it's friday the thirteenth.

 

[Ricky Church]

But it's friday the thirteenth.

 

[End Cruelty]

I think I'm going to do it.

I'm going to walk an hour to this girl's crib to see if she's home. If she is, we'll go get the phone. If she ain't I'll wait for her to get home and see what happens from there.

 

[BlackFruitPunch]

Simp breh

Herd you got a new phone bytch!

How'd you get simp from that?

 

[Larry Lobster]

inb4 op gets arrested

 

[Meadow]

What would you want her to do if that was you and your phone?