Here's one for you seafood loving fakkits: Dead squids that you eat still VIOLATE your mouth

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Daily Grail posted this nightmarish excerpt from the 2014 book Preparing the Ghost, by Matthew Gavin Frank.

Squid corpses, even when cooked, retain their sexual reflexes and have been known to inseminate our mouths. After eating calamari...a South Korean woman reported experiencing "severe pain" and a "pricking foreign-body sensation" in her mouth. From her tongue, inner cheeks, gums, throat, her doctor exscised "twelve small, white, spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms." These were spermatophores, which possess seriously tenacious ejaculatory apparati, and a cementlike body, which allows for their attachment to materials like the tongue, inner cheeks, gums...
Link: Dead squid can have sex with your mouth, and it hurts


Yea that's right. The dead squids that you eat can still bust nuts all in your mouth and down your throat, leaving your mouth stretched out and sore. Some weirdos probably get a kick from that shyt but let me tell you it is just WRONG

Stop eating seafood. :scust:
 
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