Herman Big Daddy Cain: I'd have a substantial lead over Obama.

[Prince Akeem]

Nah he would've fizzled out like Bachmann, Santorum, Trump, Perry, and Gingrich. It was inevitable that the Repubs were stuck with Romney. They were trying to make hoes into housewives and had to eventually settled for the boring, chubby bytch.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Courtesy of Orbital Fetus at my request...

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

if herman cain had been a nominee in 2012
those debates would have been some fukkery