Hey, Fellas! What are some things you should NEVER tell your lady?

[Groanman]

Last night, I had a dream that I caught my girl cheating on me. Like, stone cold busted.

When she woke up this morning, the dream was on the tip of my tongue. I was "this close" to telling her all about it.

But, I didn't.

Something deep down told me not to say shyt. Either I quickly figured that a secure man wouldn't spout such queer shyt to his woman. Or, it was too early in the morning to be having a goof'ass discussion.

Anyway, I feel great this Saturday morning.

 

[Arithmetic]

If you have a dream about your girl cheating on you, don't tell her. She might get some ideas.


EDIT: You stole my post, OP.

 

[Boogie]

That you cheated.

 

[Aphrodite]

Your body count.
Too much /details about exes.
Good things about exes or other women.
If you were a cheater.

 

[Worthless Loser]

If you tell her "I don't got the money" or "I can't afford it" you mise well get ready to be cheated on.

 

[Groanman]

If you have a dream about your girl cheating on you, don't tell her. She might get some ideas.


EDIT: You stole my post, OP.

Hey bruh, my bad. I really didn't know.

 

[DrexlersFade]

You love her always have her say it first.

 

[...o3]

you better not tell her, "hey boo, you remember that bump on my dic, right...........and when i said it wasn't from an STD...?"

 

[TL15]

Your phone password

 

[TEKBEATZ]

I have another bytch

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Never tell her you got injured or hurt playing a sport. You'll never get to play that shyt again.

I fell off my bike a few months ago and my girl tried to sell it.